Best Bagel Poems

YOUR MORNING BAGEL Doylestown PA
Consider this, as buds break out on trees
not yet a leaf, the sight that no one sees
as walking through the borough...

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bagels and cream cheese
the best breakfast on the run
for work and pleasure...

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O delicacy born of
some cow's milk and dough
when toasted for breakfast
how I love you so

Whether topped with onions
or sesame seeds
or nothing at all
you fill all...

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FRED THE PERV.

Kinky Fred stole knickers off the line
One summer night his haul totalled nine
His spree ended in tears
Got an extra ten years
When Judge Sue...

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I had an old auntie called Mable
Who could drink men under the table
She’d tell folks of her gout
Sup up six pints of stout  -
then...

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I see her in reflection
as the steam evaporates
from the mirrored back splash
behind the counter
In front of me
where I wait impatiently
for my morning fix -
coffee and...

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The ground rumbles, ominously, I'm on the steep side of a Mississippi River Bluff, mid-August, gathering bursting crimson red trophies of Staghorn Sumac for my...

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I wanna spread you thin, 
creamy, on a bagel
toasted
fresh
hot
savor each bite
lick you off - 
my fingers 
the corner of my mouth…
I’ll leave a bit to...

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I’m hungry for contact;
I hunger for friends.
I yearn for the time
When this whole nonsense ends.

I’m hungry for life
Like the way it once was. 
I miss...

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Like a bagel with no hole
Like a flag without a pole
Like a singer with no soul
Like a furnace with no coal

Like a gangster with no...

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Sister Nano Nagle,
Always carried a bagel,
She fed to a rabbit,
Kept under her habit....

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Based on BBC news article "Maths zeroes in on perfect cup of coffee"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37989169


Two billion cups a day we drink
To stay awake so we can think
Tireless...

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I’m sure of it – we’ll do good enough in the long run
Let the crazy, busy, and sunny day begin and I welcome the sun
Do...

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P lease come in, this poetic palace is not an ILLUSION,
O rdinarily I have many visitors throughout the year.
E VENTUALLY all guests find it quite...

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Bobby Burroughs bought a bunch of butter bagels,
Bundled in a butter bagel box.
But Bobby Burroughs found the bagels bitter,
So Bobby bought a box of better...

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