Best Bagel Poems
Ode To a Bagel With Cream CheeseO delicacy born of
some cow's milk and dough
when toasted for breakfast
how I love you so
Whether topped with onions
or sesame seeds
or nothing at all
you fill all my needs
With texture from Heaven
the crunch and the cream
Mere toast cannot rival
this flavorful dream
Compared to your shapely
and sensuous curves
I'd never...
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Categories:
bagel, food, funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Your Morning Bagel Doylestown PaYOUR MORNING BAGEL Doylestown PA
Consider this, as buds break out on trees
not yet a leaf, the sight that no one sees
as walking through the borough mesmerized
past ancient mansions seen, not realized.
Through early morning air, our sence of smell
arouses to a bagels morning bell;
it tells us...
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Categories:
bagel, appreciation, blessing, business, nature,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Bagel On the Runbagels and cream cheese
the best breakfast on the run
for work and pleasure...
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Categories:
bagel, food,
Form:
Haiku
Coffee, Bagel and TimeWith walker support he enters the door
He’s there every day, from 10 to 4.
Orders coffee and bagel’d cream-cheese
Then sits there for hours with hands on his knees.
He sits near the window and watches his past
Within his mind as old shadows cast
His vague recollections of sweet...
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Categories:
bagel, age, feelings, grandfather, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
A Hillbilly Eats His First BagelBy Elton Camp
Old Bubba had spent his life in the hills
Plain food and drink from whiskey stills
So to the big city he decided he’d go
For about other things he’d like to know
He spent the night at the local YMCA
For breakfast, to a café the next...
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Categories:
bagel, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
BagelA bagel sounding foreign underwhelmingly impresses.
The thought of something different only bores.
Until you take the bite into this tasty composition
and everything you want in bagels yours.
The sour flavour fills your mouth
to sweetness for the tongue.
Saliva churning out in pulp
to leave your mouth as mung.
A basted...
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Categories:
bagel, food,
Form:
Quatrain
Doylestown Pennsylvania Your Morning BagelYOUR MORNING BAGEL Doylestown PA
Consider this, as buds break out on trees
not yet a leaf, the sight that no one sees
as walking through the borough mesmerized
past ancient mansions seen, not realized.
Through early morning air, our sence of smell
arouses to a bagels morning bell;
it tells us...
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Categories:
bagel, beauty, birth, food, time,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
My BagelI EAT
AROUND THE HOLE
IN MY BAGEL
SO THAT WHEN
IT'S ALL DONE
THE BAGEL
AND THE HOLE
WITH THE WORLD
WILL BE ONE...
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Categories:
bagel, funny,
Form:
Blank verse
Morning BagelMORNING BAGEL
Consider this, as buds break out on trees
not yet a leaf, the sight that no one sees
as walking through the borough mesmerized
past ancient mansions seen, not realized ;
through early morning air, our sence of smell
arouses to a bagels morning bell,
it tells us to awake,...
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Categories:
bagel, lifetime, morning, time,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
A Trip To the Bagel ShopIn the early morning, it is a trip worth taking.
I go to the bagel shop just to smell the baking.
Into the water are little rings of yeast-raised dough.
Let them soak a bit, and into the oven they go.
There are plain and seeded with other varieties.
Hot...
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Categories:
bagel, food
Form:
Rhyme
The Discovery of the BagelWhoever came up with the bagel
was a right-smart clever fellow
His brainstorm surely ranks up there
with taste treats like pudding and jello
For I'd never put toppings on pudding
like lox, tomatoes or cream cheese
And who would think of serving jello
...
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Categories:
bagel, creation, food, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Lonely BagelLonely bagel
Loneliness bagel
The bagel of loneliness
Togetherness bagel
The bagel of being together
Bagel of belonging...
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Categories:
bagel, loneliness, lonely, longing, together,
Form:
Verse
Toast Me a BagelToast me a bagel, please.
I've a load of laundry in the wash,
fed the birds and squirrels
watered the garden squash
and now must sweep the floors.
Had my coffee early on
but now my stomach grumbles and burns,
in the...
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Categories:
bagel, homework, house, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Our Bagel Flamed OutHere's a tale of a white Chevy Corvair, I car I'll never forget
Repossessed from a gypsy, I'd be willing to bet...
On a cold, snowy winter night, February 1968
This 'bagel' was to drive the gang and me on the interstate
From...
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Categories:
bagel, basketball, car, fire, teen,
Form:
Rhyme
A Redneck's First BagelA Redneck’s First Bagel
By Elton Camp
Old Bubba had spent his life in the hills
Plain food and drink from whiskey stills
So to the big city he decided he’d go
For about other things he’d like to know
He spent the night at the local YMCA
For breakfast, to...
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Categories:
bagel, humor,
Form:
Rhyme