Annoying Poems - Poems about Annoying

... Little Eleanor chews gum loudly and enjoys to snaps it proudly. It’s one of those things she does best besides being a bratty pest. Snapping gum is an annoying habit, grown ups deem quit......Read the rest...

...I suppose we all have a lengthened life, some alone, some kind, some hard fought, some short, and some long And we all deal with death in a different way, some deal with it by not caring, ......Read the rest...

... Sometimes I think My computer is plotting against me And only me! Trying deliberately to drive me mad. My computer knows When I am busy, Then it throws a hissy fit. Constantly Crashing......Read the rest...

...(sing it to the tune of "Cruella DeVil" from Disney's 101 Dalmatians) There was a Govenor named Kristi Noem De-Vil Her own dog she’ll harm there's nothing more cru-el She hated her puppy C......Read the rest...

...The moment I laid eyes on you, I knew I finally found God's perfection. All the beauty He crafted and sculptured, Created you without any correction. I wonder if there were circumstances, Wher......Read the rest...

...Your Son can be annoying,your son can make you mad. Your son can stretch your limits but remember you’re his Dad. Your son was once your baby , then your son becomes your lad. Your son will have......Read the rest...

... Interlude from annoying talking heads ~ ballet's leaps and bounds ahead ......Read the rest...

...Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance? No? Well me neither. See look, being funny is hard. Some people don’t like your......Read the rest...

... It's not a secret sonic weapon deployed by a hostile geopolitical power, it's not a mass psychogenic illness. Its something much more mundane, says the electrical and computer ......Read the rest...

...Cackle grackle tee hee hee How much more annoying can a weird laugh be? You have not met my twin or me apparently. Our silent twin laugh could lobotomize thee......Read the rest...

... Say you're tired of it and be done with it Say hello again to the pretend I know what I am doing All I know is well I come say spacemen and other dimension guy I saw you I can swing on vines al......Read the rest...

...How can you sleep here? Asks an artist from the north. Leopard is used to the vivid colors of the rainforest. He can sleep anywhere, but especially here. It is his home, his hunting ground, his sa......Read the rest...

...A restless mind, a frantic cage, A squirrel on a wheel, thoughts that engage. A starling's dance, a flurry, a flight, Scattered ideas, lost in the night. A beehive hum, a constant drone, Worri......Read the rest...

...It is wise to direct your anger towards problems - not people; to focus your energies on answers - not excuses. (William Arthur Ward) If kept bottled up, a poison taken like vitamins......Read the rest...

... Hap hap happy day everybody It's that annoying Jester once again Sending giggles and great big guffaws To each and everyone times ten Too much happy? Then click delete Coz it's act......Read the rest...