Annoying Poems

Seriously, bro

I love the way you cleverly
pontificate and think you know it all ~
so quick to dole out your advice.

I close my eyes,
take a deep breath
'cause here we go again.

Under the guise of altruism,
you rank right up there with other pests ~
wish there was a prize for 'most annoying'.

I close my eyes,
take a deep breath
'cause here

annoying fly

fly lands on my face
once is not enough twice now
annoys me greatly

she swiftly flies off
landing on the tv set
where is my swatter

annoying buzzing

annoying buzzing
summer evening soft humming
cicada love song

annoying bird speak

Is that a bird?
My sister, who is on the phone, asks me.
I listen a bit harder.
Can you hear that? She asks. It’s a bird, right?
Uh-huh.
A bird I had not noticed until now
Spouting birdspeak that is suddenly obnoxiously loud and annoying.

That Annoying Neighbor

That Annoying Neighbor

Why do babies fear their shadow 
What of the dark stalker do they know 
With tearful eyes 
Their voice cries 
For clouds to mask their foe

Bill Marable 
2/3/25
8:21 am

annoying child

Not merely rejected
Violently ejected
Booted out of the house and over the hill
Family is relieved she is down there still

Being Mimicked is Annoying

mimicking Lu often copies me
terribly annoying, can't she see?
If I chopped my hair, she would chop hers too
No original thought or idea for Little Lu

It gripes me that she is this way
We used to play, now I stay away
If I broke my arm, she'd be wearing a cast.
Here she comes, so I am running fast.

the END

Why do the texts keep on coming?
Why does my phone have to chirp?
Don’t they know,
the election is over..
It ended when I cast my vote.
.
.
Songs for this:
Bring Me to Silence by Fievel Is Glauque
The End Of The World by Skeeter Davis

Zen fun

Happy attitude,
Spreading smiles, peace fun zen, share
Annoying chirpies!

annoying bathroom toilet sound

the bathroom toilet is gurgling
it sounds like it has the hiccups
a non-melodic, annoying, grating sound

my husband has shown me several times how to stop it
he can lightly touch the handle and it stops

I can lightly touch it eight times before it stops
annoyed by this too, I choose to listen to it
wishing we had the old

annoying mosquito

why do mosquitos love ears and arms?
this is the third one that has buzzed my right ear today
or maybe the same one, who knows?

mosquito buzzing is such an irritant
Bothering one ear, then the other
This one just flew in between my eyes!

A brazen fellow
he has landed on my arm
Ouch!
His teeth must be the size of a

timed by an annoying bug

My sister always has Charlie holding on to her hat
He is a weird bug, but colorful, I will give him that
I will time how many minutes you can hang in that tree
Charlie, the arrogant bug said to me, to ME!

I was a bit annoyed, for he is not on my level at all.
I am a

I Have Finally Worked Me out

I Have Finally Worked Me out.

I’m impulsive
I never stay when I want to leave
I’m annoying
They feel it, but are too polite to say.
I’m opinionated
So much so, I show my own stupidity
I’m explosive
My temper sometimes lets loose
I’m a recluse
I love being alone, in my own company
I’m scared
Mostly by things which will never happen
I’m suspicious
I trust very

Turn Off Annoying adds forever

Braising traumatic brain injury pain

easily distracted by too many ads 

the sheer notion of being creative

is having a creative space to write
 
sincerely fight flight beyond plight 

Why is she so Annoying

Don’t sing so loudly! Jimmy told his little sister.
Don’t tell me what to do! She said, sassing him a bit.
She always wanted attention, it was what she did.
Her voice was loud and proud, higher than his too.

Why is she so annoying? He asked his mother.
His mother said, “Someday she will be your best friend.”
He did

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