The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
Technology
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It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
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Anti-Valentines Day Poem Hearts and roses and kisses galore, What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer, It is definitely the most annoying day of the year. This day needs to get the hell over with and pass, Before I shove something up Cupid's ass. I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear black for the rest of the week. Guys act all sweet, but soon it will fade, For all they are doing is trying to get laid. The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit, Cause I think this love thing is a crock of shit. So, here's my story... what else can I say? Love bites my ass... Fuck Valentines Day!
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Advice to young writers who want to get ahead without annoying delays: donÆt write about Man, write about 'a' man
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Among all the emotions, the rich have the least talent for love. It is possible to love one's dog, dress or duck-shooting hat, but a human being presents a more difficult problem. The rich might wish to experience feelings of affection, but it is almost impossible to chip away the enamel of their narcissism. They take up all the space in all the mirrors in the house. Their children, who represent the most present and therefore the most annoying claim on their attention, usually receive the brunt of their irritation.
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They're slobbery and they're whiney and they look at you just like they could see right into your soul and they're unpredictable and the smell and they're noisy and the world revolves around them and why I don't get it. They're not interesting. They can't tell jokes, they don't have opinions, and they're boring, you know They're just boring and annoying and I don't want to have one.
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One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it's remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver's license.
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Poverty, of course, is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.
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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women.
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Beggars should be entirely abolished! Truly, it is annoying to give to them and annoying not to give to them.
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Poverty of course is no disgrace, but it is damned annoying.
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The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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I've always wanted to be able to teach Clippy what was annoying by slapping him around with the mouse cursor, just like those animals in Black & White.
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This is New York, and there's no law against being annoying.
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In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.
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For a man who loves power, competition from the gods is annoying. I have done away with that. I have proven to these illusory gods that a man,...
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