Anchovy Poems - Poems about Anchovy

...“‘Walden' is so indigestible that many hungry people abandon it because it makes them mildly sick, each sentence being an anchovy spread, and the whole thing too salty and nourishing for one sit......Read More

... She is the voice that once voiced my heart Which makes thoughts run through my brain She is the ray that lights the candle of my art By which God's wisdom enlightened its campaign Then I star......Read More

...I HAVE LIVED I HAVE NEVER sky dived, parasailed or zip-lined I HAVE NEVER had a pedicure, manicure or facial I HAVE NEVER smoked a cigarette or pot or done drugs I HAVE NEVER chugged a “shot glas......Read More

...Hey you! Yeah, you. Know what I plan to do? I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield And Krazy Glue your wipers in place. I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, Into your driver’s s......Read More

...Anchovy that stinky small fish Don't place it on my salad plate Don't serve it on my pizza dish As appetizers it won't sate The odor clings to the lettuce leaves It ruins each pizza slice ......Read More

...A Day by the River Sailing the high sea on the river, Sinking while staying afloat, Think I’m in danger of drowning, Where would I find me a boat? Nice here down by the river, Floods caused......Read More

...The local Zookeeper decided that he wanted Dragons’ cute penguins back. So he offered to help make this Easter, for them, way more special, that’s right! He made them anchovy filled, jello colored ......Read More

...Sardines on the Sand Two Sardines danced hand in hand At their wedding upon the sand As a Herring played the violin. A portly porpoise clothed in grey ......Read More

... this one goes out to all you symbolphrenics wink wink light the fuse and bow only before your own image for we are each a TV studio with really huge detector molecules recall that consciousn......Read More

...Maurice was crammed full of buttock-clenching humors One day in the month of May he poked Jannie's tumors ......Read More

...Pizza! by René Annandale Pizza pizza pat Pizza pizza flat Thick crust, thin crust or raised crust. Chop it, slice it, grate it, pack it, fill it. Tomato, mushroom, salami, peppers, ham and......Read More

...A is for algae, red, green, blue cells, soaking up sun, sliming teeth B is for bacterial mat, clumping underneath, earliest born, never asleep C is for coral reef, the place we all find cover or th......Read More

...The master maker of exotic sandwiches is Dagwood Bumstead! Blondie (nee Boopadoop) views his masterpieces with dread! He compounds his concoctions with everything from anchovy to zucch......Read More

... If given a choice of sausage or pepperoni, or perhaps mushroom, peppers, or anchovy, this is what I would say instead: “I have tried a blonde and brunette, how about a redhead?” There is a p......Read More

...I savor a hearty repast of meat and smashed pertaters, And a salad liberally laced with fresh termaters, But spare me anything slathered with anchovy paste! ('Tis just a matter of my discriminatin......Read More