Anchovy Poems - Poems about Anchovy

PALEO PAIR

...PALEO PAIR

Hands rapturously
slashing satori
Bang !
Light released filter down
bats brushed skin to
fly knowingly low
then water gushed
through cracks
snakes spiders scorpions 
were our t...

Love Speaks

...1&1/2cups of chopped mushrooms
1/4 cup of drained chopped spinach
4 tablespoons of minced turkey liver
1 cup of chopped cooked bacon
1/4 cup of yellow bell pepper minced
1/2 cup dried parmesan c...

Steeped in Legend The Mallard Mimic

...The Mallard Mimic 
is a myth....
it calls for a well trained
chef to use his knowledge of meat and wines
to create a standard
that many would wish for
and are willing to pay
to have
---------...

fish, cat, and woman

...it will be evening soon
a meal will be cooked
fried with ginger and lemon grass
on a black grill

the head of the jungle perch
will be given to the cat

the woman could eat the head
it is th...

staying Power

...Baclava! Baklava!
the steaks are medium rare!


one stick of butter
1/4 inch bead of garlic paste
1/4 bead of anchovy paste
2 Tablespoons of dehydrated onions
 soaked in 3 tablespoons of beef...

Tastes Like Chocolate

...“‘Walden' is so indigestible that many hungry people abandon it because it makes them mildly sick, each sentence  being an anchovy spread, and the whole thing too salty and nourishing for one sit...

Voiced Angel

...She is the voice that once voiced my heart
Which makes thoughts run through my brain
She is the ray that lights the candle of my art
By which God's wisdom enlightened its campaign
Then I started ...

I Have Lived

...I HAVE LIVED
I HAVE NEVER sky dived, parasailed or zip-lined
I HAVE NEVER had a pedicure, manicure or facial
I HAVE NEVER smoked a cigarette or pot or done drugs
I HAVE NEVER chugged a “shot glas...

Dirty Tricks

...Hey you! 
Yeah, you. 
Know what I plan to do?  
I’ll spread Vaseline all over your windshield 
And Krazy Glue your wipers in place.  
I’ll insert sewing needles, point up, 
Into your driver’s s...

My Blue Cheese Is

...Anchovy that stinky small fish
Don't place it on my salad plate
Don't serve it on my pizza dish
As appetizers it won't sate

The odor clings to the lettuce leaves
It ruins each pizza slice ...

A Day By the River

...A Day by the River

Sailing the high sea on the river,
Sinking while staying afloat,
Think I’m in danger of drowning,
Where would I find me a boat?

Nice here down by the river,
Floods caused...

Easter Service and Then Some

...The local Zookeeper decided that he wanted Dragons’ cute penguins back.
So he offered to help make this Easter, for them, way more special, that’s right!
He made them anchovy filled, jello colored ...

Sardines On the Sand

...Sardines on the Sand

     Two Sardines danced hand in hand
     At their wedding upon the sand
     As a Herring played the violin.
     A portly porpoise clothed in grey
     Greeted guests f...

Cosmic Shoeshine

...this one goes out to all you symbolphrenics
wink wink light the fuse and
bow only before your own image
for we are each a TV studio
with really huge detector molecules
recall that consciousness ...

Maurice the Menace

...Maurice was crammed full of buttock-clenching humors
                        One day in the month of May he poked Jannie's tumors
                                             'Oh they are real groo...

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