Yummy Poems

A Document printing job updates?

The simplification of a traffic jam
In an office
Finish print job
And release document to document owner
Mail fraud in possession of access
Whom accessed file of document owner wrong
Is in hearing
No hearing of printer job
No crime in owning document 

Homekey fraud 
Interpreted in California as economy 

Unemployed printers?

City does and does not operate hotels
Business transacts in appropriation of

Voracious Appetite

Around the kitchen
I was bumbling
with pots and pans
see me fumbling
for something yummy
with an empty tummy
it was rumbling
took a long hard look
and now I'm mumbling
as there's not a lot to cook
but bread crusts crumbling
long past their sell-by date
it's ever-so humbling
but there's no point at all
this late in grumbling
about standing the heat
or beating a retreat
but better yet

Yummy Food Makes Me Smile

Potato chip, I love you up,
my darling little buttercup.

A cup! A Reese’s chocolate one
with peanut butter. Oh, what fun!

What fun is time with nacho chips;
delightful cheese to tease my lips.

My lips around a hamburger,
with onion rings my heart to stir.

Stir the chili in the pot.
Add Tabasco; cook it hot.

Hot, that snack I love so well,
is

Dogeing Yogurt

With Medicaid I got my dentures so bright
To pursue each and every culinary delight
Now with swagger I sway
But DOGE takes them away
Guess it's yogurt for dinner again tonight

Yummy Humble Pie

Yummy Humble Pie

Realizing This
Is ALL Artwork
Helps You
Appreciate It
More For
What It Is.

-Gray Squirrel

11-15-2024

Yummy Ceviche

Ceviche is yummy
If fish is freshly caught
With lots of spices
Vinegar with slice cucumber
Crush ginger with slice tomatoes 
Calamansi and hot peppers
Plus mix with coconut milk
And a bottle of red wine.

Snack Too Yummy Mommy

 

Bus driver frantic,
searching for two missing kids,
who did not get off the bus !
Found them on the floor,
between the last seats eating,
driver, parents now happy !

If

If
By Byron Juno

If women MUST die
Then Atieno would die first
If children were to forage
Then Atieno's would forage forever
If women were to walk necked 
Then Atieno's would walk throughout the year
If women were to trade their honeypot
Then Atieno's would donate hers
If women were after money not
Then Atieno would be not
If women were to sell their daughters
Then

Lattes Are Yummy

I'm here to check and see
Your availability

If you'd care to take a ride
If you have the capability

To get out for a while
If there's a possibility

We could hit a coffee shop
And on the way back simply stop

To talk and drink latte
Or sit right there at the café

Let's split a French croissant
Your company is all I want

Mummy This Is Yummy

I am ready, big day today, my first meal,
And what I smell to my taste does appeal,
You have both been so busy preparing,
Love the deal that the three of us sharing.
Oh, it looks exciting, 3 bowls I see,
Never underestimate me,
Which one shall we try mummy
The orange one looks so yummy,
I’m in my chair, and wearing

Yummy Goat Cheese

You will love my secret recipe, she assured me.
It has goat cheese.
I kept silent.
And lots of good healthy vegetables.
I thought goat cheese sounded yucky.
Now she throws in vegetables?
I do not eat vegetables.
Politeness forces me to stay until she has mixed the concoction.
Not bad, I think.
But nothing I will ever eat again.
Too much work, and too

Yummy

Yummy

My dish
Yummy tasty
Need more

One more
One more
One more

So sweet
Yummy 
One more !

You Deserve

Hey Gorgeous Being
You deserve to breathe easy
You deserve amazing food
You deserve love
What is Below, is Above

You deserve heaven
Bread that's leavened
Butter, Love, Honey, Fruits
Shade - only from trees
With deep roots
You deserve a Groot
A nice sharp suit!
Warm, Yummy soup
An awesome pair of Boots!

You deserve Gold
Agriculture... Flowers, vegetables fresh from the ground, 
Fruits off the vine, 
Geometry in

Yummy

YUMMY 


           Pickle 
           tickles
          Eager tongue tempted to taste.
          Can’t resist, but I make haste.

 

Your Yummy Vacation

In a verdant valley shrouded with mist
there's a bakery no nose can resist

Izzy Lum's plum pies and cherry cream cakes
Taste scrumptious, like all the treats that he bakes

If you follow your nose up I-16
Trees tower and spread, no need for sunscreen

Italian buns and sweet Scottish toffee
Taste so yummy with your Dutch mint coffee

I assure you,

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