Wife Word Play Poems

Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,  
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....

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When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped

We...

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Wife - "Once I kept you locked in my heart
But now I release you like a fart
So that I can have a fresh start"

Husband –...

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"The Road Less Traveled"

Not all roads diverge in a wood,
Some lead to places misunderstood.
They wind and twist, never straight,
Leading us to a different fate.

While others...

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He swirled the wine around his glass
and then he sniffed for its bouquet.
Some wilted flowers for his wife!
'A fine bouquet,' I heard her say.

written 28th...

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Alas, my wife, your verbose superfluity
Displays an obstinate incongruity
It's just word play hide and seek
Be succinct when you speak
Ok—you're a pompous ass in perpetuity!

10/21/22...

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Dick Flaccid lived a Mary life
Though Bible teachings caused him strife
He hoped someday
Someone would say,
"I now pronounce thee man and wife!"...

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Is that you there 
I recognize that stair
Those eyes of a faraway dream
Fancy seeing you here, on this twilight day 
While walking along this 
Sterile...

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Always striving


Lost in the eyes of each others windows of their soul
Open communications being often prayer and thoughtful talks
Visiting each ones spirits
Involving the mind-soul- and...

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In far-off places
More darkness than light - few rules
I have your heart, smile 
Power is cut, but I write
Your light: no blackouts ever...

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In winter deep, my daily Wordle
accords five-letter words new life
and brings a smile, if not a chortle.

So, with a smile, if not a chortle
a brief...

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Where do I find a contented life?
          ECHO:        ...

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On fry days the wife goes for chips
With fishermen from deep-sea ships
With salty lips
They come to grips
With greasy Sunday comic strips . . . ....

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I cannot say, that I like being flattered...
I love it! I cannot say, that I like being
tattered – but, we learn from a bit of
ruffling...so,...

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An incredibly bad cartoon
Shows the wife beneath a tycoon
Though inopportune
She will see at noon
Solicitor Peter Balloon...

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