Con Fusion

Dick Flaccid lived a Mary life
Though Bible teachings caused him strife
He hoped someday
Someone would say,
"I now pronounce thee man and wife!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Volumes Avatar
August 26, 2022 at 8:54 AM
Few people wish for a "harder" life, but I guess Dick did ! This one made me laugh Rico. You are a master of the Pun.
George Avatar
August 25, 2022 at 8:57 PM
Love your play with words Rico !
Rose  Avatar
August 25, 2022 at 3:19 PM
Wear the pants wear the dress either way you can undress, :)
Bauer Avatar
August 25, 2022 at 2:35 PM
Ha! I guess his name alone would discourage many suitors! Fun poem, Rico!
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