Whoppers Poems - Poems about Whoppers

...School is starting in one hundred and ninety-two heat. Surely you jest! Said a staid guy name of Absolute Pete. It’s hotter than a sauna, so you be the judge, okay? This was said by an exaggerator......Read the rest...

...BURGER KING In a kingdom where hunger is king, Burger royalty is humongously a thing. Crowned in buns of sesame seed, Each bite satisfies our carnivorous need. With cheezy indulgence & toppin......Read the rest...

...Marcus Twain was a clever man, from Hannibal, Missouri, who actually made his living as an author way back when, Who'd - through his notoriety for kindling 'confrontations' - acquired a reputation a......Read the rest...

...Grandpa told some more tall stories today. He thinks his memories are true but we all know he was always a self-made liar, kidding all and sundry seven ways to Monday, faking the figures for the ......Read the rest...

...Long poems, short poems Wide poems, narrow High poems, low poems Romance, Cupid's arrow Old poems, new poems Red poems, blue poems Luddite poems, uptight poems Bawdy p......Read the rest...

...Because of how it happened - with a bunch of people watching - I can offer ample proof it actually did occur, But had she done it privately, with no one else to hear - everyone would wind up - guara......Read the rest...

...I changed my shower curtain yesterday. I was too short so I had to strain on my tiptoes to get each ring in place. My mind was not in my bathroom with me. It was transported to last September, whe......Read the rest...

...God Shook his Head Today In the public eye you spew lies from the table cloth, with fake humanitarianism. A sort of façade one puts on at a mardi gras parade; whimsical and alluring. Yet, yo......Read the rest...

...'Tis well-documented that George Washington had issues with his choppers. 'Tis also well-known that he was not prone to fabricating whoppers. So it comes as no surprise and can be truly said of......Read the rest...

... On Lying By: Miracle Man 3/18/2020 I've a statement to make which I'll keep brief, two things i detest, are liar and thief. Sometimes the two become wrapped into one, and this is t......Read the rest...

...On (Payday) Mr. Good-bar got a (100 Grand) and took Maryjane Out on a date. He picks her up in his (Grand Ferrero Roche.) With the (Oreo) double stuffed chocolate wheel covers. Maryjane wearing ......Read the rest...

...Give me a couple hamburgers and a Coke. Would you like any fries with that? I've lost touch with my college roommate. You can always find him on Facebook. It's so hard to teach yourself to ......Read the rest...

...Life most certainly has its ups and downs. Sometimes life may be as breathtaking as a Galaxy of whimsical Starburst. Heroes and adored Lifesavers protect our most beloved town......Read the rest...

...I was walking on the heath near Rocky Road with Mike and Ike, we’d been pals since our college days and called ourselves The Three Musketeers. We’d just had our pay day......Read the rest...

...The rocky road of childhood lingers on And still I hear the echoes of those nerds. A galaxy away and yet so near, I was the dove and they the preying birds. He......Read the rest...