How Sweet It Is

Finally it was PAY DAY, and I felt like a 100 GRAND. Even though you don't make MOUNDS of money, selling HOT TAMALES from a stand. I headed to the JOLLY RANCHER, over on 5TH AVENUE and DOVE. To grab some beers with MIKE AND IKE, a couple of GOOBERS, whose company I love. We may not be a bunch of SMARTIES, but AIRHEADS we are not. We know all about sports and WHATCHAMACALLIT, just ask HEATH the bartender, he quizzes us a lot. The THREE MUSKETEERS is what they call us, we are the best of friends, BAR NONE. The stories we tell are WHOPPERS, they may hold ZERO truth, but still a lot of fun. 9/24/2018