Grandpa Pooped His Mouth Again

Grandpa told some more tall stories today. He thinks his memories are true but we all know he was always a self-made liar, kidding all and sundry seven ways to Monday, faking the figures for the giddy and gullible, plagiarizing other peoples experiences and making up whoppers. Some think his rambling tales just adorable, others hope he would not speak at all for gobbledygook is his halting style. When we check on his fibs and question him he just stares at us blank-eyed like a fresh caught fish. We have had to put him in a big white house for his own safety trouble is no one else is safe now.