Short Whoppers Poems

'Tis well-documented that George Washington had issues with his choppers.

'Tis also well-known that he was not prone to fabricating whoppers.

So it comes as no surprise and can be truly said of our first President,

That truer words were never spoken thru falser teeth by this honorable gent!...

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Clem Kadidlehopper had two whoppers,
Two burgers with the works may be stoppers,
Double meat, egg, beetroot, tomato and cheese,
For a burger connoisseur this could only please,
No problem for Clem and his great big choppers.


alternate last line:  Clem woofed them down with his great big choppers....

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On Lying
By: Miracle Man 
3/18/2020

I've a statement to make which I'll keep brief,
two things i detest, are liar and thief.
Sometimes the two become wrapped into one,
and this is the person i try to shun.
Some when caught lying just stare into space,
rather than see, the disgust on my face.
I've heard whoppers, that left me near crying,
until they said, "if lying I'm dying."
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School is starting in one hundred and ninety-two heat.
Surely you jest! Said a staid guy name of Absolute Pete.
It’s hotter than a sauna, so you be the judge, okay?
This was said by an exaggerator whose name was May.

Put them together, and their story might make some sense.
This was said by a few gossips across the clothesline fence.
One tells such whoppers, and the other can barely embellish a bit.
Of course, they married and had children, named one Nit-Wit....

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