Round and Round We Go

Give me a couple hamburgers and a Coke.
   Would you like any fries with that?
I've lost touch with my college roommate.
   You can always find him on Facebook.
It's so hard to teach yourself to play the guitar.
   There's an app for that, you know.

Whatever happened to Michael Dukakis?
   You can always find him on Facebook.
I need a cheeseburger and a chocolate shake.
   Would you like any fries with that?
I'm so bogged down with wedding planning.
   There's an app for that, you know.

Can I get a couple Whoppers and a large Coke?
   Would you like any fries with that?
There was this guy on the Boston Celtics last year.
   You can always find him on Facebook.
I can't get my kids to eat their vegetables.
   There's an app for that, you know.

Whatever happened to Pee Wee Herman?
   Would you like any fries with that?
I'd like a fish sandwich and a diet-Coke.
   There's an app for that, you know.
How do I prepare a simple meal for 100 guests?
   You can always find them on Facebook...

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Date: 12/18/2018 10:42:00 AM
Now that's very true! With an app for everything and Facebook, no one will ever have to use their brains again! Wait...then we'd run out of app writers...we've got a problem!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/18/2018 12:48:00 PM
No problem. There's an app for that too!!! :) :) :) gw
Date: 12/17/2018 2:50:00 PM
the world is a crazy place, i don't have a phone with 'apps' and it it makes me SO happy I don't do 2facedbook Gershon!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/18/2018 12:47:00 PM
Why, I'll never find you on Facebook now, Jan! Guess I'll have to stick to the Soup. (Then again, I don't do Facebook either...) :) gw
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