Weirdos Poems - Poems about Weirdos

Fruitcake

...
You may say I'm crazy
but as it takes one to know one
do you have what I've got
if I am are you too
and am I nuts to think I'm not
the shrink he's not telling
despite all my yelling
...

I DIG U THE MOST

...(Lights dim/ A single spotlight illuminates a figure standing center stage/ A beat drops - a simple, soulful bass line/
 The figure leans into the mic/
 East Village cafe, brick walls whisperin' lo...

we have to save her

...What is her name? Asked Mad Hatter of the Palace.
I think it’s Dorothy. “No, it isn’t, it’s Alice.”
Her frock is quite fetching in that lovely sky blue.
She stands up straight and her pearly teeth...

To Flatter my Delicate Arms - Sara Kendrick's contest

...
        Suitors lined up, hoping to court me 
           Promising plethoras of pleasure
           Tantalizing, teasing hints of treasure
        To move my reticent, reluctant lips to say ‘Oui...

Three Wishes

...I wish that I don't go to jail tonight/
But if I go to jail I wish I don't do life/
And if I do, I'll be alright/
I just wish I do it right/
Sometimes I feel like a cliff hanger, can't hold on mu...

Your forever friend Anxiety

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Hello human this is the voice you hear most often when you are stressed. Sometimes you hear me when things are going all wrong for you and I have to chip in and make it worse. Hell, when things are...

Disconcerting Ozian Beings

...The Wizard of Oz leaves me chilled 
(take those weirdos, the Lollipop Guild), 
but West Witch's flunkies,
those strange flying monkeys,
leave my poor lion's heart terror filled....

Horrible Things about Horn Thoughts

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Men, especially male men are macho,
weirdos always less concerned and
thoughtful then women are. Take a look.
 happens and rolls downhill.
So what! Who cares! Could care less!
What the hell....

Just give us a break

...Just give us a break

As i sit on my own, im left to think, 
Writing down my thoughts in pen and ink, 
One thousand different things running through my mind,
A life without worries, is hard to f...

Frightening Halloween Night

...The mother could not stop screaming after her daughter was snatched.
Her son ran to their spaceship and locked himself inside the hatch.
Father ran after daughter, and skull creature took them both...

Porch Lights

...Lying down on a bed.

Is horrifying.

Thoughts, become dreams, but I’m awake! I’m awake! It’s not a dream! It’s not a dream!

I’m sobbing, and you can cry in a dream, but sobbing is not possibl...

Lovebugs Aka Honeymoon Flies

...lovebugs has taken on a new meaning
now that I live in Jacksonville, Florida
where honeymoon flies congregate
in hundreds or should I say millions?
flying in tandem, like two-headed weirdos
smas...

Add Candy Canes

...little buck would have been more formidable without the head gear
where do you suppose he found that? the guests asked each other
he’s a lodge favorite, the proprietor replied. We have a relationsh...

Trump Poems and Epigrams Ii

...TRUMP POEMS AND EPIGRAMS II

Quite Con-trary
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

Trumpy, Trumpy,
fat, balding and lumpy,
how does your Rose Garden grow?
“With venom and spleen
an...

Under the Influence

...oddball in the sky 
            all the weirdos on standby ~
              full moon climbing high


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