Short Weirdos Poems

Here's to the weirdos; here's to the wild;
Here's to the loners, the whimsical, the mild;
Here's to risking taboo land mines;
Here's to the principled, in troubled times....

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Only Weirdos and Odd Balls

Wirdos and odd balls Trump represent;
Those in jail for time short or long stint;
Have hair stringy,
Or totally dingy
Only ones who he could obtain consent.

Jim Horn...

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oddball in the sky 
            all the weirdos on standby ~
              full moon climbing high


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Wallow With Trump

To avoid being bothered in mud may wallow,
While many weirdos Trump is sure to follow;
Never  gives tips;
Has puckered lips,
And like him they have heads that are hollow.

Jim Horn...

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Beware of weirdos lurking the internet
Let them in your life at your own risk
It’s the playground of psychopaths
Wolves in sheep’s clothing
And social outcasts
Heed my words
Beware



AP: 3rd place 2020

Posted on October 21, 2018...

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The mother could not stop screaming after her daughter was snatched.
Her son ran to their spaceship and locked himself inside the hatch.
Father ran after daughter, and skull creature took them both into the skies.
Frightening Halloween night; as ghoulish weirdos sharpen up their knives....

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ghostly nuances
haunted houses galore
madcap witches

trick or treaters
giggling with gusto
hoping to be scared

dracula howls
terrifyingly real
vampire sandwich

ghoulish gargoyles
hiding among princesses
going house to house

dance of the weirdos
octobers insanity
no masks needed...

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It must be said right now that being strange or weird is not a crime. Only an actual crime is the crime., and just as race, gender, religion, orientation, or nationality should not be discriminated against, pretty much neither should there be unwarranted prejudice against one with a different personality....

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You are so very weird
Your weirdness shines true
There are so very few,
Who are weirder than you.

You see, weirdness is relative
Weirdness is wacky
But the right kind of weirdness
Makes true weirdos happy

If you were not weird
Well that would be weird
Weirder than the fact
That weirdness is feared...

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lovebugs has taken on a new meaning
now that I live in Jacksonville, Florida
where honeymoon flies congregate
in hundreds or should I say millions?
flying in tandem, like two-headed weirdos
smashing against car windshields at tremendous speeds
kamikaze pilots, which would be okay
if their acidic dead bodies did not take paint and chrome off our cars...

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little buck would have been more formidable without the head gear
where do you suppose he found that? the guests asked each other
he’s a lodge favorite, the proprietor replied. We have a relationship
to show them, he walked up to the mammoth beast and added tinsel
add a silver bell! Someone yelled. And candy canes! Screeched another.
How much longer are we going to invite these weirdos? Asked little buck....

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Multiple universe is yet a theory

For some people "stranger things "might sound eerie
Monsters  might be myths
But aliens  cover 90% of solar system's width
All these are mysteries of science
And let's trust it and be reliant
Mermaids cannot be excluded
' cause they have stayed in deep waters
Usually at the Greek borders

I believe in the gist of unusual things
Because I have seen a girl at night with bright white wings !

-TANI...

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I’ve watched enough Star Trek
To know that you weirdos
Need to take me to your leader
Captain Kirk would not negotiate 
With such rumbustious riff raff
You’re trying my patience
I’ll continue to be polite with you
But don’t push your luck
Now take me to your leader 
And get those silly water pistols
Out of my face



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

Submitted on July 28, 2018 for contest TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER sponsored by CAREN KRUTSINGER  -  RANKED 4TH...

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Christmas is
The time of year
For bringing joy
For bringing cheer

All the hustle
All the bustle
Turns shopping trips
Into a tussle

All the crazies
All the weirdos
All the ripoffs
All the ladies.

If you buy this,
We'll throw in the hat
If you buy this,
We'll throw in that.

But what most people
Tend to forget
Is that this isn't
What it's all about.

2,000 years back
He came to be
2,000 years back
He came to me

So we could live
Eternally...

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