Wee Poems | Examples

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She got that OOh wee ooh wee ooh

pretenuse her smile
her oohing wooing walk
that sparkle in her eyes
the confident way she talks

get the heads ah-turning
when she walks by
find your self grunting
and everyone knows why

at a snap of her finger
she can get the men
to attention
never mind what she's saying
it's all in the mention

it's so expected
and whispered
in discussion
she's an honest expression
of desire
beleive us we aint fronting

she's got that ooh wee ooh wee ooh
that specail way that she do
she got that auh I wanna ooh
it's expressed in everthing
she do

Premium Member Wee Ones and Children Know

faeries guard the gate to Nirvana Valley
looking like models from Fashion Row Alley
their magic discourages evil hearts from wanting to stay
Feelings of repulsion compels them to run away

the faeries do not have to do anything except be.
Their goodness and kind souls scour people you see
how do you get them to leave? To vanish? To go?
the wee ones and children do not ask; they know.

His Intro

James beard Award for Culinary Excellance
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-Le Expereince de l'amour
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       Quiche Lorraine
eroticism, beauty, relaxation
Morus Alba
honors influential artists
Es un espíritu inclusivo y en constante evolución, arraigado en
unos orígenes humildes,
El artista influye en las personas;
y quienes aman a las personas suelen ser, a menudo,
aquellos que entretienen a la gente
 pizzicato strangs.
Bass Baritone
Intro: Sets the tone, tempo,
Verse: Develops the narrative or theme
Pre-Chorus: A short section connecting the verse to the chorus
tension and atisapation
Chorus: The main, repetitive, and most energetic part
 traverse: Introduces new musical and lyrical
 content to provide a contrast to the verse and 
chorus, often acting as a turning point.
Outro/Coda: The conclusion of the song, bringing it to a close.
Hook: A highly memorable, catchy musical or lyrical phrase, 
often part of the chorus.
Forgot all about us
Forgot all about us
Forgot all bout us!
ah man!
Instrumental Break/Solo: A section focused 
on instruments rather than vocals. 
Lo sexy definido


Premium Member Wee Loved Swimming in the Pumpkin Stew

creepy sleepy weepy peep-y wee
hiding behind loud witch named Tee
She puts the wee into a pumpkin stew
Tee’s familiar cat laughed, his name was Boo

creepy wee loved being part of the pumpkin stew
She swam around in the warm murky gulpy goo
Stew spit her onto an overhead light
She was sitting there on Halloween night

Premium Member WEE WILLY WINK RUNS STARKERS THROUGH THE TOWN

One day I'm in the Post Office the sales lady comments "your hands are rather large"
So I respond for my height I also have big feet
Ooh !! She replies we'd better not go there
You really should try to be much more discreet

I really am quite puzzled
If there's some misdemeanour I'm sure that I am innocent
I describe the conversation to my dear beloved wife, she is much more up to date than me
and thus she tells what the postal mistress meant

It refers specifically to the dimension of your manhood
Hell! Now I'm feeling rather silly
You mean it's all to do with dimensions of my willy ???

Wee Willy Wink ran starkers through the town 
Upstairs and downstairs he forgot to wear his night gown

Premium Member spying three faeries wee

we tiptoe into the garden trying not to make a sound
have heard that the famous three faeries wee are around
stop short of the flowers, stare into the hollyhocks now
they are flitting among the blossoms, none of us know how

if we get closer, they might transmogrify or disappear
so we ease down on our bellies and resolve to stay here
the three faeries wee are as delicate and pretty as we were told
watching them flutter and flit around the flowers never gets old


A Wee Upon the Sea

It would be bliss
To have a piss
A wee
Upon the sea
If upon the need
You do the deed
Then you have just sea-weed.

Premium Member The Day I Got A wee raise Then Turned Gargoyle

At my yearly review, she hands me a recap of my performance.
After a year of working weekends 
overtime on short notice-
going the x-tra yard
taking on x-tra projects
dodging H.R (for the most part).
I would be getting .73 cents an hour raise.

My face must've turned gargoyle 
because the newbie supervisor
lowered her eyes and apologized.
Nervously adding that she had no hand in determining raises.
Her pimply head nodding toward the ceiling.... 
Implying the flaccid raise was concocted by the ones upstairs...
Where underworked blonde birds and plump business casual lived.

23 years of work   .73 cents an hour raise...
The vending machine on the first floor has candy bars for a buck twenty-five. 
I think I'll go celebrate
yeeha.

Premium Member the siren wee

alluring, captivating, enchanting she
lounged on the island at edge of the sea
stay away from her, cautioned sailors to Lee
but he steered his sailboat up to her knee

Her lamenting song was a lovely melody
her scales shimmering, all could certainly agree
Lee was entranced, hypnotized by this pretty she
which delighted the siren, known only as Wee

Premium Member Leanna Wee

Leanna Wee, a jammy fey headed toward Doolin on Sunday
An assignment from the leprechaun wild, the old one, gray
without faffin around, she went right for the pub to find
a young artist named Collin, who was clever and kind

He had a draiocht way about him, this Irish lad of Doolin
Leanna was ready to woo him, and was in no wee way fool’n
By the time she had woven her magic, he was under her spell
she could have led him to go for a poke or down the dell

By the time Leanna Wee was finished courting this young guy
He was a blithering blathering gobe, but still remained shy
She took all of his energy, and got younger as her skin got pretty
a craic personality, she now seemed unbelievably witty

the young guy was never the same after this encounter by chance
he barely had the energy to hold hands, sashay or dance
But Leanna Wee was excited, being a Leanhaun Shee
To steal an artist’s energy was her reason to be.

Bonnie Wee Lass

She is, a bonnie sweet Lass 
Born of Scotland Campbell & Roberts 
Heather is her name 
Of Crimson royal blue 
On the cliffs of Mull of Kintyre 
In the midst of the sea 
She sings a song , a song of a storm   a storm , a shanty 
Deep on the green cliffs , the Mull of Kintyre 
She sings a song , a song of storm , the heavens on fire 
Her love burns amongst the ferns the fire within her heart , a passion to protect her loved ones with hope for her brave heart 
She flys high up towards the blue skies above the mountains that part,
She is a bonnie sweet Lass
Born of Scotland Campbell and Roberts

Getting older part three or wee

Getting Older part three (wee)


Alright up twice or thrice a night for a wee tinkle

Glad no mad kinks like Dad of having a pee in sinks

Stage fright though at the sad sight which stinks

Not rad.. as to the touch your winkle well shrinks

To not too much.. the fad of a tad weeny crinkle
 
Crutch of a crotch with just a notch or bad blotch

You watch as your itsy bitsy teeny wrinkle does sprinkle

A Wee Tale

Wee Willy Winkie
and three wee pigs
had a wee drinkie
more than a swig
before going to bed
but woke in the wee hours
with a sore head
and the need to wee so
into the woods
behind a tree they did go
(one pig collected twigs)
when outside in the wee distance
there came a wild wee howl
oh no... the Big Bad Wolf
then was heard more than a wee growl
altho' not spent yet afeared for their lives
a wee farther to roam
Winkie's wee willie and three wee pigs
went wee wee wee all the way home

Premium Member The Wee Hours

  
     According to my dictionary
        here is the definition of ‘wee’
     ‘Little, small, tiny, miniature’
       --not ‘early,’ to be sure

     Yet one o’clock, 2:00, 3:00 a.m.
          are ‘the wee hours’
     What should they be in the p.m?

Premium Member william wee the shy walrus

William Wee the whacky walrus from Waikiki
brought along a book, a banana and a ukelele
the book was about aliens, he was creeped out about them
the banana was rotten in places, we cut it down on a whim

the ukelele was great, and William Wee’s singing voice fine
He sang songs to us all day, I believe I counted twenty-nine
You cannot say he is not a party all by himself, my dad said.
William Wee was humble and shy; his ears promptly turned red

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