Short Wee Poems
Short Wee Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wee by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wee by length and keyword.
It would be bliss
To have a piss
A wee
Upon the sea
If upon the need
You do the deed
Then you have just sea-weed.
Americans - M, F, and X -
Are mental and physical wrecks
We must be free
To disagree
And bounce around like rubber checks
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spooky ghost.
hautning ghost
your mum
your mum
boo!
poopoopeepee yourself.
an enderpearl
Wee Willie Winkie
Let out a stinky
That made the young girls cry
On his lips with his pinky
Wee Willie Winkie
Said that it wasn't I
There once was a guy called Wee Willie
Who chased every old mare and filly
He was welcomed around
Every bedroom in town
For his willie was really a dilly
Wee willie winkie
Runs through the town,
Upstair and downstairs
In the night gown.
Wee willie Winkie
Went to home
Wandering here and there
In a good tone
I once met an psychic Gypsy
Who warned me not to get tipsy
I always got drunk
But who would have thunk
I'd end up in Mrs. Shipsea*
*Mississippi?
My itty bitty brother Billy
Was sometimes funny sometimes silly
Tried to stand on his head
But got racked up instead
So now he has to ice his willy
Willard was a wily wizened wonderful wizard
Who willingly wrote wildly wonderous tales,
Were Willard’s wild tales wistful?
Wish we knew, Wilbur wailed, wondering.
Naughtiness is the word for today
To get through life, it's the only way
To achieve the goal
Of a happy soul
Succumbing to unloading our wee stowaway
I went for a wee in the sea you see
then came police too speak to me
I said it’s not illegal to relieve in the sea
he said yes but the water's only up to your knee
there was a young Irish lad named Jack
who bragged about his size in the sack
he met Sarah one day
for a roll in the hay
she said you’re a wee man and that’s a fact
Willy Wee Walldorf warbled wonderfully
We watched Willy’s whacky warbling, willingly
Waketa Wobblemaster wiggled wondrously
While weird Wormy Wishman watched wistfully.
There once was a guy named Hockely,
who always boasted quite cockily;
That he would pass enough gas,
you would have to wear a mask,
anytime he ate cheese and broccoli.
Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.
Some girls are brassy, some are flashy
Some girls are even a wee bit trashy
They give you a tweak
A tug on your cheek
Prefer girls that show some ass-ies
Slug on a mushroom, beetle under a tree.
So many magical beings, too many to see.
If I dance with a dwarf, will you marry me?
Asked the flirtatious faerie, we named her Wee.
Of all the things I loved ‘bout Annie
And there was much more to like than not
Besides the fact she had a fine fanny
I liked that Annie laughed a lot!!
There was an old man named Bennie
desperate to spend a penny
Found the toilet was locked
weed in an empty jam pot
The relief is known by so many
Penned 16/06/2014
In spite of my tiny wee brain
I can still rhyme a simple refrain
Here's what I “mean”
The sky is “green”
WOW! That was quite a brain strain
© Jack Ellison 2015
The jury said the defendant was guilty
So the judge ruled 30 days in the klinky
If you visit the slammer
He'll be in his perjammers
Playing a wee tune on his dinghy
In Paris
now you can pee
or wee
all while you sight-see
ah Paris
environmentally pee free
feminists however
must store their pee
only in private
can they set their wee free
Always been called a wee bit kooky
Another word to describe me is a wee bit goofy
Totally blame-free
Blame my funny genes
Tried normal but beggars can't be choosers
Pee Wee Reese was a diminutive shortstop
For the old Brooklyn Dodgers when I was a tot
With Jackie at second
Both are legends
Heroes of my childhood and a joy to watch
In a far away land of milk and honey
Lived a gentleman who was loaded with money
Had everything
But had lost his zing
Till Matilda came along and touched his wee chummy