Walmart Poems - Poems about Walmart

...Sans sixth (psychic) sense... poise zen dystopian rant This prognosticator doth predict potential based at current rate sinister debacle that will instantaneously annihilate, United States st......Read the rest...

...Being Bob Bob, is just an ordinary guy in every sense of the word. Five ft eight inches tall, a little on the chubby side and has lost most of his hair. No one pays much attention to Bob, that’s j......Read the rest...

...“ It ain’t easy being green.” Kermit The Frog It ain’t Easy Being Yellow I push through concrete You can’t keep a good dandelion down Don’t confuse me with a happy face Yellow sometimes hi......Read the rest...

...Said dear old Santa to his elves, You will have to go by yourselves. I am old and tired. Time that I retired Just get toys from the Walmart shelves.......Read the rest...

...Just like visiting walmart- but with truckers and yogurt......Read the rest...

...Thanksgiving gobbledygook The following anecdote baste upon overactive imagination of mine in sync with being married and monogamously living socially chaste life as a scrupulous anchorite, w......Read the rest...

...It could be a neighbor, With a strange behavior, That never dare leaves her home, Or an old grandmother, Who's house makes you shudder, And never goes anywhere alone. But the crazy cat lady i......Read the rest...

...It was a bus of ghouls And it was speeding through painted lines Pumpkinhead raised a brow and scoffed As the bus passed me by. I wondered where they were headed I figured they were in ro......Read the rest...

...One day the sun will rise only so far, the earth will rotate but only slowly, the elephants, whales, and jungle cats will call out to each other, rats and snakes will dive deeper into their skin......Read the rest...

...Criminal waste, critical mass materialized warfare city dumps pile-up and fall burnt offerings amid clumps of Caesar salad. Roman Empires of crud that roam no more. Walmart still spills ov......Read the rest...

...Another billion people were found somewhere yesterday, millions of new humans were discovered huddled together at the back of Costco and Walmart stores. America deniers have multiplied until ha......Read the rest...

...He drew the drapes, nothing caught his eye it seemed that yesterday had replicated itself, only today it had chosen a deeper of gray tint. On balance, it could have been the color of stale puke......Read the rest...

...Had a crazy dream last night Dreamt I was living in a world Where kisses were units of currency First thing I thought of Was that cute li'l cashier at Walmart To pay for a $50 item Woul......Read the rest...

...over years, they had gone apart because of husband stinky fart into outdoor she always dart but, now she used a cart her face is kinda swart she got a cute kart from Walmart good chart to st......Read the rest...

...Taking my old Town-Car out for a little spin, never suffer through rush hour traffic again. Now we have time to see all those places we’ve never been, baby I can’t wait for retirement to begin. ......Read the rest...