Short Walmart Poems
Short Walmart Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Walmart by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Walmart by length and keyword.
Welcome center greeter
Just like visiting walmart- but with truckers and yogurt...
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Categories:
walmart, work,
Form:
Monoku
Walmart Shooting
At twenty-one
your life just started
how could you just give up?...
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Categories:
walmart, military,
Form:
Questionku
Ben Franklin Store
the Ben Franklin Store
was the heart of my home town
long before Walmart...
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Categories:
walmart, nostalgia,
Form:
Senryu
Orion
Orion
The belt upon Orion’s shores,
Contains
A Million Walmart Stores....
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Categories:
walmart, art, philosophy, satire, social,
Form:
Ballade
Snowed
At a distance, snow
clumped beneath a pine tree
plastic Walmart bag
1/31/13...
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Categories:
walmart, nature, snow, winter,
Form:
Haiku
An Insane Irony
Sign on the window of a looted Walmart DUE TO INCREASED DEMAND WE MAY HAVE TO LIMIT QUANTITIES...
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Categories:
walmart, irony,
Form:
Monoku
A Shopping Senryu
christmas at walmart...
3 aisles of
easter candy...
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Categories:
walmart, christmas, december,
Form:
Senryu
The Naked Man
The naked man was fine art
His muscles was like lockhart
His brain was a pea
He was tall as a tree
His muscle parts were ordered from Walmart...
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Categories:
walmart, fun, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Retired
Said dear old Santa to his elves,
You will have to go by yourselves.
I am old and tired.
Time that I retired
Just get toys from the Walmart shelves....
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Categories:
walmart, old,
Form:
Limerick
Danish and Fart
There was a certain shopper at Walmart
Who would order a Danish and fart---
But his diarrhea
Gave him an idea---
He'd package and sell it as 'Cherry Tart'...
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Categories:
walmart, food, inspirational, sick,
Form:
Limerick
Super Duper Discounts
There once was a man named Art
Who was thrifty and shopped at WalMart
He was happy with life
As he rode on his bike
Till the bearings fell apart ...
By: Kyle Ezra Kriticos...
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Categories:
walmart, dedication,
Form:
Limerick
Unsafe
Horrid man in Walmart
Slobbering over a 16 year old girl
Licking your teeth like a rabid dog about to make the kill
Your teeth are nonexistent
My panic is the opposite of your teeth...
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Categories:
walmart, evil,
Form:
Free verse
Wonder About Walmart
Plumbing problems in several a nightmare,
closing stores for 6 months which is rare,
gutting them out,
security abound,
shoppers unprepared and downright scared.
11-21-16...
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Categories:
walmart, anxiety, business,
Form:
Limerick
Love Is a Another Name For Debt
Where is fat baby cupid?
I hope he knows I think Valentines day is stupid
Buying expensive gifts at Walmart
Overweight babies shooting love darts
Honestly the whole holiday is simply putrid...
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Categories:
walmart, funny
Form:
Limerick
Aliens
The subject of aliens is a big topic today
Here's what I think for the record, I say
Of course they exist
At Walmart, catch my drift?
Their invasion is surely already underway...
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Categories:
walmart, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Yeti
Actually saw the elusive Yeti last week
At Walmart buying a new pair of skis
Not at all out of place
Next to an alien from space
Let Yeti go first in line as survival I seeked...
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Categories:
walmart, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
Walmart People
Talking about aliens is a big topic today
Here's what I think for the record, I say
Of course, they exist
At Walmart, catch my drift?
Their invasion is surely already underway...
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Categories:
walmart, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
We See Different Things
I look at the prizes
seeing Walmart
Seeing Oriental Trading
Seeing the Dollar store
The children look at the prizes
thinking beauty
thinking razzle dazzle
thinking they have won the lottery...
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Categories:
walmart, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th
Form:
Limerick
The Birds
Went to the store for some things I forgot,
driving into the Walmart parking lot,
spied tons of seagulls,
so ran like a bull,
a passerby looking like Alfred Hitchcock.
12-19-16...
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Categories:
walmart, bird, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Humor Art
over years, they had gone apart
because of husband stinky fart
into outdoor she always dart
but, now she used a cart
her face is kinda swart
she got a cute kart
from Walmart
good chart
to start
art...
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Categories:
walmart, humor,
Form:
Shape
Desire
Arms draped around his strong neck
she whispered passionately:
"Let's surrender to these feelings,
- take me!"
He sighed deeply,
this was the third time this week
she had begged to be driven
to Walmart....
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Categories:
walmart, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
My Walmart Moment
my empty car
idles as I shop. . .
Why aren’t my keys with me?
(This happened to me this year on Black Friday.
Lucky for me, I had not locked the car!!)
For Richard Lamoureux's QuestionKu Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
walmart, funny,
Form:
Haiku
Aliens
The subject of aliens is a big topic today
Here's what I think for the record, I say
Of course they exist
At Walmart, catch my drift?
Their invasion is surely already underway!
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
walmart, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Tired Walmart Employee
TIRED WALMART EMPLOYEE
harried
married
tarried
carried
she was harried, married to a jerk
never tarried, carried on with work
20 January 2018
For contest sponsored by Kim Rodrigues...
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Categories:
walmart, emotions, work,
Form:
Tyburn
Polite
you push a pipie
you might pray
your words form
a formula
a rode house
a street
a madhouse
a madman dressed in burlap
a court hearing
a presences
a feeling
a song
a picture from Walmart
a wife
a husband
kingdom push...
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Categories:
walmart, good night,
Form:
Free verse