Waistlines Poems - Poems about Waistlines

...The bullying and bruising Went on and on for years, 'Til the time had come They'd atone for her tears Aimed at those people The cruel and the two-faced, For revenge is sweet ... And she wan......Read the rest...

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ when the geese fly south and the sky is gray close your eyes, lift up your eyes, listen with careful ears. feel winter’s slumber coming on hear it in the crackli......Read the rest...

...Once again the annual holidays came, a time of great cheer We, the batch mates of 1976 planned a mega get together We wanted to make it an occasion to be memorized for ever Tracking old fr......Read the rest...

...Last trees of leaves flutter bright yellow Aviary of canaries freed from their cage By this morning’s first clash of autumn snow Birds pour out crumble below Flatten their wings over the tiny b......Read the rest...

...We have a hundred brands of bubblegum In the shops that line our streets. We have thirty-five flavors of potato chips For those with waistlines to increase. We have cars and trucks of every size ......Read the rest...

...At the final quilting class We always bring in food. This is what today’s assorted Choices did include: Purple grapes (2 different types) And fat green grapes as well, Lots of cheese and berr......Read the rest...

...The Inflated Nation! Americans growing wider by the minute! Is there  a Russian collusion behind this illusion? (Now, there's a breaking news headline with real meat in it) (Mashed potatoes,......Read the rest...

...Long tennis matches stretch on and on for love of deuce, While endless freight trains mercifully end with a little red caboose. Domestic snits could be shortened dramatically with a fruit juice t......Read the rest...

...I think Jack wants me fat. In fact I am sure of that. I always ask for one scoop. Waistlines expand with that gloop. He insists on giving three. All for the same fee. Poor, poor pitiful me. I ......Read the rest...

...A rare confluence of events Is happening tonight To fill both Jews and Christians With a feeling of delight. At sunset Chanukah begins; Two candles thus will glow, While Christmas brings exci......Read the rest...

...Thanksgiving Day ~ pretty weird that it is necessary to have one day allocated during the year to give thanks to the harvest or anything else we might and should be grateful for during ......Read the rest...

...Sexy Love Some say that love is when our rivers join on cotton sheets in mounting passion when you and I share days and nights with Venus’ delta freely flowing advance our......Read the rest...

...IMPERMANENCE Nothing seems to last more than a blink From seconds to millennia - just think: Sunsets most fleeting Chocolate you are eating Ice-cubes in coke (or lemon-and-lime ) Mas......Read the rest...

...Mints,chews,pontefract cakes Toffee whirls & chocolate flakes french bonbons & jelly beans Liquorice lace & peppermint creams Confectionary to bring sweet dreams And waistlines bursting at t......Read the rest...