Vicars Poems - Poems about Vicars

...We are going to dig to bury our dead: Mother, father, sisters and brothers, Uncles, aunts, friends and strangers. We are going to inter our dead: Archbishop, pastors, Houngans and vicars. The ......Read the rest...

...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ......Read the rest...

...At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please They all go about their business strutting their stuff And as you've probably guessed,......Read the rest...

...My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers But last week at tea at the vicars She’d purloined MY lace thong It was morally wrong T’was the cause of very loud snickers My thong’s wedg......Read the rest...

...Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud Settling over the town like a great shroud And this gigantic mushroom Created a baby boom Because all of the men were very proud... Tom ......Read the rest...

...What women stuff in their knickers Would scare the Hell out of vicars But girls must know Win, Place, and Show The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors......Read the rest...

...Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her glory Or when I saw the Vicar tied up, I thought there'd been a slaying I cal......Read the rest...

...OLD MA. Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat Always nuts and never anything sweet But they soon found out why Nuts were in great supply Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teet......Read the rest...

...The medic said put on these knickers By golly they caused me loud snickers Featuring a butt flap They are truly mad cap Not ‘cut out’ for tea at the Vicars! Some people would term ......Read the rest...

...The Church ladies love tongue-tied vicars Adept at removing their knickers For many have found That whetting the mound Just beats the Hell out of bootlickers......Read the rest...

...The fancy dress theme was religious Some went as tarts and some, vicars Yvonne found romance wearing men's underpants With a vicar in frilly white knickers......Read the rest...

...I don't believe in Santa Claus The way that I once did I know dad brings the presents Cos I found where they were hid Don't be silly said my mum Santa's not your pop I said I found a wig and ......Read the rest...

...rain-clouds hide the sun - - vicars splash the pope and run on to kiss a nun written 16th September for Nina's Mischief contest rhyming haiku......Read the rest...

...hear the happy skittle knows he isn't brittle laughs at flying spittal from the vicars see the sullen dancer living fearing cancer seldom wants an answer always bickers smell the Christ......Read the rest...

...There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair Pamper and powder my sweet derrière, Arrive at the door, all done up to impress..... Oh man, I forgot! Invite said “fancy dress”! Pete......Read the rest...