Vicars Poems - Poems about Vicars

...The Problem of Europe.   Christianity is a rising mist I normally do not bother to think of I dislike all religions as ill omens told fairytales demanding to be taken seriously.   The worship ......

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...Two guys by a bus stop, and they have nowhere to go. They begin merging plucks and ribbits into a melting comfort. Their destination is the Earth, and sedans honk at them. Red stop sign beco......

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...Dear Readers: In an effort to contribute my bit to the revelry of this day which is usually dedicated to sheer nonsense, I'd like to introduce a Q and A series I call "Grins and Groaners"...rated PG ......

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... *Inspired By Jocko Willinks Triumphant Victory Affirmations/ I AM Victorious/ Alpha Affirmations O' Great Victory, How you have shined down upon thee On these Wings Of Triumph, So High......

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...Love makes the lonely heart sing, for it would rather die! Like a bell that's lost its ring, or a forgotten one's sigh! The heart needs someone to care, Who knows of its sorrow. For nothing e......

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...We are going to dig to bury our dead: Mother, father, sisters and brothers, Uncles, aunts, friends and strangers. We are going to inter our dead: Archbishop, pastors, Houngans and vicars. The ......

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...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ......

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...At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please They all go about their business strutting their stuff And as you've probably guessed,......

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...My auntie wears 'Bridget Jones' knickers But last week at tea at the vicars She’d purloined MY lace thong It was morally wrong T’was the cause of very loud snickers My thong’s wedg......

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...Fires at a blue pills lab threw up a cloud Settling over the town like a great shroud And this gigantic mushroom Created a baby boom Because all of the men were very proud... Tom ......

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...What women stuff in their knickers Would scare the Hell out of vicars But girls must know Win, Place, and Show The Best of Blue Ribbon liquors......

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...Window cleaning is my trade and I want to tell my story Like the time I saw the Vicars wife in the bath in all her glory Or when I saw the Vicar tied up, I thought there'd been a slaying I cal......

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...OLD MA. Old Ma always gave the kids a nice treat Always nuts and never anything sweet But they soon found out why Nuts were in great supply Choc nut bars she'd only suck cos no teet......

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...The medic said put on these knickers By golly they caused me loud snickers Featuring a butt flap They are truly mad cap Not ‘cut out’ for tea at the Vicars! Some people would term ......

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...The Church ladies love tongue-tied vicars Adept at removing their knickers For many have found That whetting the mound Just beats the Hell out of bootlickers......

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