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Drunken Vicars - For the Bawdy Contest
There once was a party of vicars,
Well known for their liking of liquors,
They said to the masses:
‘Hey, look at our asses’,
And peeled off the skimpiest knickers.

For Roy’s Bawdy limerick contest...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vicars, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Vicars
There once were two elderly vicars
Who had unreliable tickers
But they perked up no end 
When they saw a lass bend
And got a good view of her knickers...

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© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: vicars, funny
Form: Limerick

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