Urinating Poems - Poems about Urinating

Playing Pinball

...Carpal tunnel twinges
punctuate a torpid afternoon,
as row on row we line the aisles
and stare at nothing
with the guarded anonymity
of urinating men.

My thumb is on the lever,
moving almost...

When urinating into the toilet bowl

...When urinating into the toilet bowl...

yours truly (me) could not help but notice
while living social at various residences  
within Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
the following described phen...

Truly British Dogs

...There once was a field, with a tree
On which all of the dogs liked to pee,
And whilst one was urinating,
The other sixteen were waiting,
In a queue- oh so orderly!...

Baboon Singing a Toon Horn Haiku

...when singing out of toon
sang like a newborn baboon
banging with a big spoon

body had been bionic
when out of tune used a tonic
idiocy was ironic

while a profound pimple
we would pop simpl...

Men Still Shooting Man-

...So many voices, justice yelling a me;
Cussing me out, men still shooting man
They just keep on, shooting at me;
Yet spiting in my face, men still shooting man
I said halt, the brot...

Silly Jill

...Silly Jill found a pill 
And she dropped it in her tea 
She thought it was a urinating pill
To help her go pee-pee
 
But what she found, on the ground
Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck
So, she look...

Maladjusted Adults

...On some painted wall they pee,
Funnily straightening themselves like a tree:
The peremptory command of their finished evil tea
And now complete rejection of a toilet with key!
The guys keep doing...

The Born To Rule Mentality

...In the fantasizing brains of all Nigerian Fulanis,
Including their kindergarten still urinating on nannies;
All the entries and exits within country’s Aso Rock
To keep obeying their adjustable, Fu...

Madame Sierra--

...Madame Sierra
if you think you can have another man, on the side;
Then it's off with you, then you and you friend need to go bye-bye-bye-bye;
Don't shed a tear in front of me;
I'll ...

What Does Meth Smell Like

...What does meth smell like?
Imagine a cat urinating on your clothes
Six thousand, three hundred and sixty-two times.
Take this smell, amplify it be ten.

How do you know?
Because I used to teach...

Trump and Urinating

...Trump and Urinating

Trump for a moment was always waiting;
His golden showers did need negotiating;
Wisdom conventional,
Never ever essential;
He should start regulating  his urinating.

Jim...

The Roosevelt Elk My Favorite Animal In the Wild

...I love to sit and watch the Roosevelt Elk for hours.  The Roosevelt Elk named for Theodore Roosevelt, it's my favorite animal in the wild.  They are the largest of the four remaining Nort...

Dove Bleeds Poppies

...I'm but a frail bird tasked to bring hope and spread peace.
How shall I fly high in the sky with such a brittle burden!
My heart pounds in dilemma like a ping pong ball as I release
my win...

Environmentally Yours

...Environmentally Yours



GLOBAL WARMING, CLIMATE CHANGE, NUCLEAR HOLOCAUSTE- 
very big words; beyond us.
ILLEGAL MINING, RIVER POLLUTION, FOREST DEVASTATION-
not our concern; ordinary mortals....

Art Marcel Duchamp

...How to take a leak

Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when
we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then

A fountain tri...

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