Urinating Poems - Poems about Urinating

...Carpal tunnel twinges punctuate a torpid afternoon, as row on row we line the aisles and stare at nothing with the guarded anonymity of urinating men. My thumb is on the lever, moving almost......

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...When urinating into the toilet bowl... yours truly (me) could not help but notice while living social at various residences within Montgomery County, Pennsylvania the following described phen......

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...There once was a field, with a tree On which all of the dogs liked to pee, And whilst one was urinating, The other sixteen were waiting, In a queue- oh so orderly!......

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...when singing out of toon sang like a newborn baboon banging with a big spoon body had been bionic when out of tune used a tonic idiocy was ironic while a profound pimple we would pop simpl......

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...So many voices, justice yelling a me; Cussing me out, men still shooting man They just keep on, shooting at me; Yet spiting in my face, men still shooting man I said halt, the brot......

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...Silly Jill found a pill And she dropped it in her tea She thought it was a urinating pill To help her go pee-pee But what she found, on the ground Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck So, she look......

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...On some painted wall they pee, Funnily straightening themselves like a tree: The peremptory command of their finished evil tea And now complete rejection of a toilet with key! The guys keep doing......

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...In the fantasizing brains of all Nigerian Fulanis, Including their kindergarten still urinating on nannies; All the entries and exits within country’s Aso Rock To keep obeying their adjustable, Fu......

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...Madame Sierra if you think you can have another man, on the side; Then it's off with you, then you and you friend need to go bye-bye-bye-bye; Don't shed a tear in front of me; I'll ......

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...What does meth smell like? Imagine a cat urinating on your clothes Six thousand, three hundred and sixty-two times. Take this smell, amplify it be ten. How do you know? Because I used to teach......

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...Trump and Urinating Trump for a moment was always waiting; His golden showers did need negotiating; Wisdom conventional, Never ever essential; He should start regulating his urinating. Jim......

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...I love to sit and watch the Roosevelt Elk for hours. The Roosevelt Elk named for Theodore Roosevelt, it's my favorite animal in the wild. They are the largest of the four remaining Nort......

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...I'm but a frail bird tasked to bring hope and spread peace. How shall I fly high in the sky with such a brittle burden! My heart pounds in dilemma like a ping pong ball as I release my win......

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...Environmentally Yours GLOBAL WARMING, CLIMATE CHANGE, NUCLEAR HOLOCAUSTE- very big words; beyond us. ILLEGAL MINING, RIVER POLLUTION, FOREST DEVASTATION- not our concern; ordinary mortals.......

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...How to take a leak Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then A fountain tri......

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