Urinating Poems - Poems about Urinating

...There once was a field, with a tree On which all of the dogs liked to pee, And whilst one was urinating, The other sixteen were waiting, In a queue- oh so orderly!......Read the rest...

...when singing out of toon sang like a newborn baboon banging with a big spoon body had been bionic when out of tune used a tonic idiocy was ironic while a profound pimple we would pop simpl......Read the rest...

...So many voices, justice yelling a me; Cussing me out, men still shooting man They just keep on, shooting at me; Yet spiting in my face, men still shooting man I said halt, the brot......Read the rest...

...Silly Jill found a pill And she dropped it in her tea She thought it was a urinating pill To help her go pee-pee But what she found, on the ground Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck So, she look......Read the rest...

...On some painted wall they pee, Funnily straightening themselves like a tree: The peremptory command of their finished evil tea And now complete rejection of a toilet with key! The guys keep doing......Read the rest...

...In the fantasizing brains of all Nigerian Fulanis, Including their kindergarten still urinating on nannies; All the entries and exits within country’s Aso Rock To keep obeying their adjustable, Fu......Read the rest...

...Madame Sierra if you think you can have another man, on the side; Then it's off with you, then you and you friend need to go bye-bye-bye-bye; Don't shed a tear in front of me; I'll ......Read the rest...

...What does meth smell like? Imagine a cat urinating on your clothes Six thousand, three hundred and sixty-two times. Take this smell, amplify it be ten. How do you know? Because I used to teach......Read the rest...

...Trump and Urinating Trump for a moment was always waiting; His golden showers did need negotiating; Wisdom conventional, Never ever essential; He should start regulating his urinating. Jim......Read the rest...

...I love to sit and watch the Roosevelt Elk for hours. The Roosevelt Elk named for Theodore Roosevelt, it's my favorite animal in the wild. They are the largest of the four remaining Nort......Read the rest...

...I'm but a frail bird tasked to bring hope and spread peace. How shall I fly high in the sky with such a brittle burden! My heart pounds in dilemma like a ping pong ball as I release my win......Read the rest...

...Environmentally Yours GLOBAL WARMING, CLIMATE CHANGE, NUCLEAR HOLOCAUSTE- very big words; beyond us. ILLEGAL MINING, RIVER POLLUTION, FOREST DEVASTATION- not our concern; ordinary mortals.......Read the rest...

...How to take a leak Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then A fountain tri......Read the rest...

...Many countless years ago dog was king of the land He had beautiful horns orders he issues for work to be done with efficiency He ordered animals to work to level a mountain ranges where he w......Read the rest...

...Trump Is Urinating On people Trump is urinating Making them made and contemplating How could he prepare a perfect plan That he could Tweet or else scan Without his supporters many sedating. ......Read the rest...