Best Urinating Poems

Trump and Urinating

Trump for a moment was always waiting;
His golden showers did need negotiating;
Wisdom conventional,
Never ever essential;
He should start regulating  his urinating.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Is Urinating

On people Trump is urinating
Making them made and contemplating
How could he prepare a perfect plan
That he could Tweet or else scan
Without his supporters many sedating.

Jim Horn

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When urinating into the toilet bowl...

yours truly (me) could not help but notice
while living social at various residences  
within Montgomery County, Pennsylvania
the following described phenomena 
actually observed quite some time ago
maybe back during
my carefree boyhood days of yore
that the uncontrollable spurt
analogous to a golden...

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