Short Urinating Poems

The soldiers` immortal job 
is urinating on the fence of the world.



By : Maithem Al-Atabi
Translated by :Laith Seher...

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There once was a field, with a tree
On which all of the dogs liked to pee,
And whilst one was urinating,
The other sixteen were waiting,
In a queue- oh so orderly!...

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beaming flowers of red
and magenta emancipating
trees breaking branches
handicapped yellow dog
ruminating cows urinating
healing potion in the
land of the ruined temples...

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Trump and Urinating

Trump for a moment was always waiting;
His golden showers did need negotiating;
Wisdom conventional,
Never ever essential;
He should start regulating  his urinating.

Jim Horn...

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Silly Jill found a pill 
And she dropped it in her tea 
She thought it was a urinating pill
To help her go pee-pee
 
But what she found, on the ground
Was an Ex-lax pill...to muck
So, she looked around, then she left a mound
And left a stink, to kill... "Yuk"...

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Trump Is Urinating

On people Trump is urinating
Making them made and contemplating
How could he prepare a perfect plan
That he could Tweet or else scan
Without his supporters many sedating.

Jim Horn

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I see heaps of 
rotten garbage
with flies and 
mosquitoes,
I hear noisy 
sexy songs,
I smell stinking 
odour,
I eat latrine-
worms,
I touch broken 
rusty 
machines,
I think of 
profusely 
urinating
on basils, lifting
a leg like a dog
and I tear 
sunflowers to 
pieces....

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1.	Your death
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3.	You just missing an orgasm
4.	You holidaying in Clacton
5.	You urinating on Buckingham Palace gates
6.	You bringing the game of rugby into disrepute


I will never visit Clacton again....

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I had to wait in a line for a urinal one day.
This was during a home game in May.
In front of me was an example of a pipsqueak.
This little guy looked very worthless and weak.
What he did would seem very peculiar.
He voided enough urine to fill Lake Superior.
Standing behind this runt was no fun.
I wondered when this guy’s urinating would be done.
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when singing out of toon
sang like a newborn baboon
banging with a big spoon

body had been bionic
when out of tune used a tonic
idiocy was ironic

while a profound pimple
we would pop simple pimple 
on breast became a nipple

out of bucks got a bang
became urinating  orangutang
who while washing sang

we were on Trump train
who was man without a brain 
had been a big pain...

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46)Gangsta' Rap- When a wanted felon knocks on your door.

47)Nostalgia- A towel specifically for one's nose.

48)Breakfast Schnook- An idiot who will eat carpet tacks when asked.

49)Scorpion- A bullseye when urinating on a schmuck.

50)Eye-Shot- A dummy so drunk he tries to take a measure of whisky through his 
eyeball.

51)Postulate- When the damn mailman finally shows up.

52)Short-Ton- A 4 foot, 3 inch woman who weighs in at 2125 pounds....

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