Undersized Poems - Poems about Undersized

... Caitlin Clark this, Caitlin Clark that your name is magic, you're the Cat in the Hat You’ve got folks so mesmerized they don’t see you’re undersized In a tizzy, fans shel......Read the rest...

...Adolescent infatuations...never consummated Greetings reader from a cross between an aging seventy inch long (ringing ding dong) haired pencil necked geek and a Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe; ......Read the rest...

...FICTIONAL BIO: The missus asked me (hitherto known as her bozo) just mere moments ago to craft humorous poem to glow nsync with the shiny nose of Rudolph keeping syncopated metrical flow thu......Read the rest...

...The Antics Of A Yoyo Thief Potential life of as juvenile delinquent (ala bam mean future streetwise thug) stopped dead in the tracks – manacles the above two lines hopefully gives hint nearly ......Read the rest...

...Insufficiency holds sway, Dawn chauffeurs meagre segments, In this ambience, the children play, Anticipating their paltry fragments. Homes wear a sombre look, Nothing delightful to cook, The ......Read the rest...

...Inferiority complex as a kid, adolescent and emerging adult Yours truly (an amazingly, gracefully, and markedly modest passively aging baby boomer - formerly introverted long haired pencil nec......Read the rest...

...Balmy january fifth two thousand twenty three pardon moi as I self plagiarize with slight modifications cuz following words written at least an Earth's orbit ago exhibits pearls of jocularity.......Read the rest...

...I spot you writhing in your shell undersized however you possess an ocean tally and release a tide bestow your tenderness to distinctive forsake, further vacuous chest until slende......Read the rest...

...Deciphering crossword puzzles, cryptograms and scrabblegrams once favorite pastimes Livingsocial at 324 Level Road circa post high school graduation found yours truly voluntarily holed up for a......Read the rest...

...Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when you......Read the rest...

...Marriage to alarmingly ballooning... dramatically expanding spouse, when adorning buttons pop off undersized blouse which spurs yours truly to grouse, and ruffle mine tail feathers while li......Read the rest...

...timid, meek, and demure (effeminate) me, essentially ruled the roost regarding Harris household sole son characterized vis a vis presented passive resistant outward nonestablishmentarian mold w......Read the rest...

...Church Lady Cat was a formidable, skinny, ugly wrinkly old crazy thing. Never showed a smile, and certainly did not cheerfully hymn-sing. We saw her at church, and knew she would come and get the m......Read the rest...

...Always the last to release his spoon, Still thinking it rather soon Or hand in the kitchen’s key, Now letting the poor thing feel free! The Unlikeliest to pity his jaw muscles, In all restaura......Read the rest...

...Hypothetically, what if I (a born again atheist)... tentatively took page from playbook of devout believers... Allowing, enabling, and providing cautious optimism to abound thus easing grief in......Read the rest...