Tosh Poems

Wimbledon the menace of celebrity tennis

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Mr Dennis...grimace..what the Dickens is going on...the menace 

Inevitability of a celebrity on every terrace at the tennis..

The profanity and insanity of rampant vanity..

The gist..a...

Can't biff the Pontiff

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Dope boundary rope tropes…fans hopes..Ollie copes..thick skin…will find the strength within…ignores the din…as Pope unleashes that boyish grin..

Can hear Freddie and David…ddddd..Under Pressure…...

X marks the spot

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Monstrously Machievellian

Demonic pedagogic

Ominously Orwellian

Demagogic logic 

Fools’ Musk-ovite mules

Zuckerberg zeitgeist heist

Dickensian dystopia rules

Google last ...

Eco-Warriors

...You love animals - so now go and sleep with them,
stop moaning about oil, you're lucky we have some,
get off the racial kick, you're in motherland you dick,
put your airbrush away, better it shoul...

Tosh Won'T Wash

...Freedom talking
Depressive realm once placed
Liberty speaks clear '...

Footle Financials May 14

...BANKER'S PROMISSORY NOTE

my gosh
what tosh

NOTE:A footle is a two line ,2 syllable verse with an integral title-Light Poetic verse form,witty,pertinent,topical etc (technically a trochaic mono...

Jesus and Bull's Eyes

...Jesus died as soon as he was laid into his manger

Joseph bereft and torn embraced Mary who wept 

the cradle of Christianity formed a wicked cross

Buddha sent condolences and Shiva delivered
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Mexican Minuanetta

...A menu, Annetta, I’m hungry as a bear.
But first, something lighter, tell me, what have you there?
Chips, by the bowlful with salsa as starter fare.
Do bring them A-S-A-P, and yes, I declare
Extr...

Sipster Hipster

...I do know a hipster
he has a bushy beard
he likes a little sipster
though he acts a little wierd

he tries a sip at night
of ales not had before
to check it tastes alright
not leaving him fee...

Acrostically I Stand Tall

...Acrostically speaking there is some confusion

Clear origin demands end of row execution

Rewritten meaning now calls for beginning

Of line emphasis for poetic underpinning

Start at the out...

Gain Perennial Wealth

...Catch the latch under the thatch
Roof within the hut
In your village where you snatch
Every chance to balance the gut
 
That propels your vision
To embrace the trace of the future
You believe ...

Ex-Lover of Satan Part 1

...I stand outside pacing black bard sitting on lines of grateful destruction,
Photos of lake mass grace me trapped like snow ball cage,
Died as the sky glimmer cold in April,
Looking on dark tosh of...

Suessical Gibberish

...If a fish
Could make a wish
for what would
this fish wish ?
a wishing fish
you say, tosh tish
but if you were
a wishing fish
would you wish for
a new dish ?
or a knish ?
what would a fish
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Tuff Gong-Ian Munywe Feb 06 1945-May 11 1981 Part 1

...TUFF GONG-IAN MUNYWE
FEB 06 1945-MAY 11 1981
PART 1
Jammin jammin jammin,
jam on rightful king.
In the lounges of Zion,
with your childhood ally.
Peter Tosh together rocking steady.
Rock on a...

Tribute Three

...Call me what you may

Call me what you may, A dog, a scavenger 
Or even the dirty pig, but that is way too far
From transfiguring my appearance, call me
What you may even the worst pun but ado 
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