The Royals


Arcane dearly loved institution really does make my blood boil 

Clearly gravy train devotion yet still we don’t won't embroil

Confirm detest term “the firm” just makes me squirm and recoil

Handshakes from rakes on the take.. insane destitution we toil

Incest selection we suggest a contest like may be an election? 

They josh oh golly gosh this tosh the Constitution didn't foil

Nation's fascination with wally Charles the Turd's coronation

Herd with this absurd have a word off their trolley veneration 

No defection as the loyals' protection ensure all the spoils

Girth of their worth pilfered from serf & turf since birth oils

Even Randy Andy or scrappy snappy Harry can’t seem to soil

Kibosh posh arseholes nepotistic trolls on the Monarchy dole

End this whole sick rigmarole..Republic for each prole the goal 

No parry views & news.. carry on as "Happy as Larry" crappy Royals
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