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Toothed Poems - Poems about Toothed


Premium Member An Eighty-Toothed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...

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Categories: toothed, emotions,
Form: Limerick
The Sweet Toothed Pirate
I sail on an ocean of custard and jam Aboard a ship made of biscuits and bread, I am the sweet toothed pirate I am, And clearly not right in the head. Nebulous streams clouding my brain Give me some peculiar thoughts, I wear a vest made of liquorice sticks, And a pair of marzipan shorts. With my motley crew of gingerbread men Who...

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Categories: toothed, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Light Verse



Premium Member Gold Toothed Deception
Before I die I want a mouth filled with gold teeth. So, when they excavate me after a thousand years. They'll think I was royalty-maybe even a king- To fool an archeologist (grave robber) I think is a noble thing. Good kings should be buried like the common man. No monuments or pomp-- Purple garments or crowns. Just a simple pine box...

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Categories: toothed, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Sweet-Toothed, Treat Seduced
Most sweets their nectar pollen pollinates, Preserving life before their sap gets sapped; Yet amber's sweetest resin resonates, Ambrosia's essence from death's lap gets lapped. But you, my sweet, are most untimely soured, Indulgent hungers feed with greedy gluts On dulcet fares, you're from your prime devoured, Consumed unsweetly through most seedy guts. You're like a cloyed, discandied bubblegum, A sweetened, syrup-sugared pixie dust; Your...

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Categories: toothed, beauty, candy, celebrity, flower,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Buck Toothed Chuck
Here comes Buck Toothed Chuck from Hickville Street, Sorriest feller you ever did meet. Walkin' his flea bitten dog down the street, Scratchin' his head and flip flopping his feet. If he asks for money best say, "No way"! 'Cuz it'll slip through his fingers in less than a day. He'll be spittin' tobackee the whole day through, 'Cuz he ain't got nothin' better to do. There goes Buck...

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Categories: toothed, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse



Blue Toothed Grin
Even simple things light a sparkle in her eyes Lollipops in blue- she tells me taste like sunshine as she flashes a blue smile....

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Categories: toothed, childhood, daughter, happiness, imagination,
Form: Tanka

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