Funny Toilet Paper Poems

He’s a rocker, a mod, a violent young youth, 
He bashes whoever he sees,
While she is a mugger when the sun disappears, 
She’ll destroy, pretty...

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Seven chocolate butterflies
Dancing on shower bubbles 
Strawberry markers don't swim on leather
Lasagna....

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From the shower to the mirror I stand
With my breasts cupped in my hands
Oh my gosh they're too small
As I stand there and bawl
You men...

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Oh my goodness, oh my gosh
We're totally out of toilet paper
Someone broke in and pilfered it
Known as the toilet paper caper

It's really not a laughing...

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The biggest controversy of the day
Is toilet paper – which way should it lay
Should it roll under and hug the bathroom wall
Or over the top...

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To all you varmints
Who like to squeeze the Charmin's
I went to the grocery store one day 
And someone had the Charmin's squeezing away
I said hey...

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In this bathroom of Dr. Heath's,
The tissues so tough you grit your teeth.

No soft toilet paper anywhere to be found,
By the time you get through,...

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