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To all you varmints Who like to squeeze the Charmin's I went to the grocery store one day And someone had the Charmin's squeezing away I said hey what are you doing that for Like come on right in the store She looked at me like i was spun Like it was something i had ever done So i gave a little squeeze to see how she liked it Another women saw me and started having a fit Hey she said don't do that So your the culprit that makes the rolls flat Well i was stunned so i said real fast No she did it first i did it last I was just trying to teach her a lesson you see Squeezing the Charmin's that was the first time for me Well now i had done it i was caught in the act And i don't squeeze the Charmin's and that's a fact She twisted my words upside down Made me look like a total clown There i was in the middle of a war Right in the middle of the grocery store The moral to the story is don't squeeze the Charmin's Their is a lot of people looking for those varmints