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Toilet Paper Roll

The biggest controversy of the day Is toilet paper – which way should it lay Should it roll under and hug the bathroom wall Or over the top and stand out till it’s small Personally, I’m a top roll guy It puts it that much closer to my thigh And as we age our movements start to slow I like things close because you never know

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Date: 6/27/2011 6:05:00 AM
Very funny - loved it :)
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