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Tofu Poems - Poems about Tofu

Premium Member almost showed off
...(There’s a song for this: ‘Confessions’ by Sudan Archives) I remember it like it was yesterday (it was yesterday). I arrived on a cool (42°f), blindingly sunny New Haven afternoon. It was as if......

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Categories: tofu, home, humor, student, travel,
Form: Free verse
I Love K Food
...I love Korean food K food Ever since I first Encountered it in 1979 When I joined the Peace Corps Korean food is somewhat like Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, and Thai With some American i......

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Categories: tofu, food,
Form: Ode



Grocery Poem Ix
...I watched a man in a red and black flannel shirt walk into the bathroom holding a box of tofu and then the man in the flannel shirt walked out without it. He is alive and breathing just like m......

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Categories: tofu, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member At a Museless Wake
...My muse is on fire, she burns at the stake guilty of poetasting, and glaring mistakes Inferior rhymes with old Monoku outtakes blaze all around her, as embers are raked Badly blistere......

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Categories: tofu, allusion, muse, perspective,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member To Beef Or Not To Beef
...I’m a free spirit rising a freethinker dreaming Stoically climbing the surreal limbo bar, But I don’t know why i’m no bright spark for split seconds on fire lighting up the dark Yet w......

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Categories: tofu, allusion, lonely, poets,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Spineless In the Running
...Was this a bold endeavour or worst-case high risk plot? In one sense I was caught between two poles apart concerns. One must never underestimate indeed trivialise a devilish difficult decision......

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Categories: tofu, age, august, beautiful, care,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Last Thanksgiving
...Last Thanksgiving our vegan Aunt Marie Served tofu turkey and beansprout green tea The dinner was quite frightful Yet we all cheered delightful! This Thanksgiving it's Del Taco for me 11/16/22......

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Categories: tofu, humor, thanksgiving,
Form: Limerick
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Iv
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV Anti-Vegan Manifesto by Michael R. Burch Let us avoid lettuce, sincerely, and also celery! Rising Fall by Michael R. Burch after Keats Seasons ......

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Categories: tofu, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Simply Not a Food
... Insipid, tasteless, no excuse, a texture somewhat like a sponge. I see it served in ways gourmet, but they’re not fooling anyone. My father had a fancy boat, so elsewhere, we were so......

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Categories: tofu, food,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Vegan Pug
...A big meat eater in Tampa Bay became a vegan for his fiancé But his pug feels forsaken with his bland tofu bacon So he’s calling the S.P.C.A......

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Categories: tofu, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Sweet Minichu
...Minichu kidding me? I know Pikachu and tofu, but Minichu? Like really? Okay, I'll play. Minichu like I know how to... Some say. Ha ha! Easy for you. Bah! Minichu kidding me? Minichu l......

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Categories: tofu, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fake Meat
...Thank God for vegetarians there is more meat for me just wish those militant vegans would let me be It's not that I don't like vegetables I'm easy to please just flavor that pot of green beans wit......

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Categories: tofu, food, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Mcdonald Accidental Over Spice Their Chicken Batter
...The new Mc Spicy is born Can i have non vanilla non milk milkshake shaken vertically then horizontal then metaphorically Why isn't there a kft-Kentucky fried turkey ------------------------------......

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Categories: tofu, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Doggerel Ii
...Doggerel II: Doggerel about Doggerel, or, More Nonsense Verse The Board by Michael R. Burch Accessible rhyme is never good. The penalty is understood: soft titters from dark board rooms wher......

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Categories: tofu, animal, dog, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Stop and Shop Strike
...The Stop & Shop strike v. Game of Thrones. In Game what’s not made plain is the condition of the people compared with warriors and queens. There’s no mention of land-clearance, tree-felling, p......

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Categories: tofu, dream, food, sun, war,
Form: Verse

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