Short Tofu Poems

why offer me steak
if its not on the menu
i dont want tofu......

Read More

Old Tofu Haiku

my tofu was old
and with me it did not stay
better to throw away...

Read More

A big meat eater in Tampa Bay
became a vegan for his fiancé
But his pug feels forsaken
with his bland tofu bacon
So he’s calling the S.P.C.A...

Read More

kabocha no netsuke (sweet pumpkin)
an agedashi (tofu)
sashimi movi awase (raw fish)
tendon tempura (prawn rice)
wasibi ice cream
sake
Try !...

Read More

I read a recipe for tofu that some eat,
with comments saying that it can’t be beat.
So I will begin -
throw it in the bin,
and grill yourself a nice piece of meat....

Read More

Happy day of giving thanks to all Ameri-cans
enjoy your feasting-football-family, party-hearty plans
even to you
who do tofu
instead of turkey (those birds, your biggest fans)...

Read More

A rose is not the same,
By any other name.
To call a heart a spade is just confusing.
Tofu is not bacon.
If you think so, you’re mistaken,
And winning’s never been the same as losing....

Read More

Meat and Taters

I savor meat and taters but tofu and sushi make me barf!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Entry for Andrea Dietrich's "Food And Our Memory Connections" Contest...

Read More

I watched a man in a red and black flannel shirt
walk into the bathroom holding a box of tofu
 and then
the man in the flannel shirt walked out without it.

He is alive and breathing just like me....

Read More

Minichu kidding me?
I know Pikachu and tofu, but Minichu?
Like really?

Okay, I'll play.
Minichu like I know how to...
Some say.

Ha ha!
Easy for you.
Bah!

Minichu kidding me?
Minichu like I know how to...
Bah!...

Read More

The new Mc Spicy is born
Can i have non vanilla non milk milkshake
shaken vertically then horizontal then metaphorically
Why isn't there a kft-Kentucky fried turkey
-----------------------------------  -------------tofu
whatever bloats your flats...

Read More

Last Thanksgiving our vegan Aunt Marie
Served tofu turkey and beansprout green tea
The dinner was quite frightful
Yet we all cheered delightful!
This Thanksgiving it's Del Taco for me

11/16/22
Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

Read More

Spray paint your grass!
Tofu all meat!
Borrow their cash!
Glue on eyelash!
YOU REMAIN DISCRETE!

Generic every brand!
Plastic = plant!
Top soil your land!
Fake bake Tanned,
BUT YOU STILL CAN'T!

Zirconium your diamond!
Wig your head!
Fuel you've siphoned!
Use product then refund!
OUTCAST TILL YOUR DEAD!

By Mac :]...

Read More

Before.
Birth.
Cry some breaths.
Eat some chopped liver with tofu and salsa.
Do some things for money and some for fun.
Love some hopefully.
Death.
After 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Written by me Nancy Jones
between 12:36 and 12:38 EDT on Sunday, October somethingth (my comp only shows time, not date), 2011 CE (aka AD)
for Russell Sivey's 'test named “Challenge - Max 8 lines!!! “...

Read More

Healthy dinner in minutes
Want to stir up mealtime
Try stir-fry simple, healthy and tasty
You need are the basics

Veggies
Go for bold colors
Texture
Flavor

Choose a fun mix of fav. Veggies
Carrots, broccoli
Cauliflower
Bell peppers

Protein
Lean meat
Poultry, use enough to flavor dish
Tofu works as well


Extras
Flavor with minced garlic or ginger
Finish with soy sauce, hoisin sauce
Sweet and sour sauce

4142013...

Read More

FOOD TALK
Olives are so sweet to eat
Avocados are a treat
I love fruit right off the trees
Sneaking honey from the bees
Bread so soft it floats on air
Curly noodles shaped like hair
But I hate broccoli and peas
And tofu burgers make me sneeze
If you force me to sit and eat
food you think should be a treat
If you want me sitting there
You can leave me, I don’t care
Night will come and bedtime too 
Owls will fly and hoot at you 
Me and food will still be there
Sleeping when you come down stairs...

Read More