The Skinny Poems - Poems about The Skinny

Skinny Girl Cat Suspects Something is Amiss

Skinny girl cat was horrified
When she finally realized
She looked more human than cat, her reflection was petrified.
How can this be? She asked her ma who lied.

No idea, her mother said.
She knew her husband and preferred to not be dead.
Why you look more human, is odd as lead.
We really do not know, her daddy said.

Skinny Dipping In Spring

Heart does butterfly flips
When he kisses Lilly lips
Breeze blows blues away
At ease spring lovers at play

A little nip at his neck
Tender makes soft and wet
Forehead with beads of sweat 
Touches of love never forget

Sundress glows in gold rays
Story told of bold soul days
That now shows a red face
Satin underneath ravishing place

Birds sing sweetly a new

Complex Change

It seems like the old you and now are different.
The smile that reflects in your eyes is no longer the same.
Hair that flips when you walk is no longer shiny,
Tired eyes and body want to fight, but they're too skinny.

The old you that laughed genuinely,
A smile that made your cheeks feel chubby.
A walk that looked

Summer of 74

Rainbow ribbons in her hair
Playing in the grass with no care
Making mud pies in the dirt
Skinny dipping in July no pants no shirt

Playing hide and seek football too
Finger painting pictures under sky blue
Racing the wind playing in the rain
Singing favorite songs pretending to have fame

Riding in the back of an old pickup truck
No seatbelt there

Going for Broke

Minnie loves to skinny dip
She jumps in the lake with a flip
Pete hot in pursuit 
He jumps in too
But hit a rock and broke his hip

Funny hat joke

" All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :(  ~~ The poet~~


Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul to be seen.
Too good to be true the place to myself quieter than it had ever been.

Leaving my clothes beside a small bush I decided to go for a swim.
But

Skinny Ribs of a Pear

I know I should not care
About the skinny ribs of a pear
But when you are eating one
And your tooth gets hurt, it is no fun.

I thought they did not have bones I said.
Who told you that? Asked my neighbor Red.
I had some before, and there was nothing hard inside.
Maybe they took the ribs out, suggested

Refurbished Fairy Tales: The Real Skinny on Snow White

!!!CAVEAT LECTOR!!! This one's a bit naughty, dear readers...

You've heard of Snow White
And the story reported
Of the seven wee dudes
With whom she consorted.
Well, here's the actual skinny
On what really occurred,
Just another example
Of how stories get blurred.

The facts are quite shocking,
Some may be offended,
But read on, if you dare,
Discretion much recommended.
The dwarves toiled in a mine
And

The Christmas Skinny

I wrote to Prof Arab
And I asked Dr Jew
I spoke with Mrs Christian
And typed to ChatGPT too

One of them said it was spiritual
The other, it was not real
Another said academic fiction 
The last, it was the real deal

It began in the 4th century
In a place called Rome
By the 12th century
St Nich had entered every home

As

Heres the Skinny

*The very first, I ever wrote about myself using my birth name and title.

Skinny Dipping Is Forbidden Rimas Dissolutas

The water looks so inviting,
walking on private property;
Hanging out by the boats at night,
going where we have never been;

‘Keep Out!’ sign exhilarating!
We could hop in but have to flee;
Mellow out under the moonlight,
feeling the waves lap at our skin;

Clothing disappears not in sight;
Skinny dipping is forbidden.

Skinny Floral Christmas Elf

Skinny floral Christmas elf with eyes so green
Your attitude and holly is totally and fully seen
We marvel at your body, so lithe and loose
You are skinnier than a wiped-out chicken goose.

Skinny floral Christmas elf with your attitude cute
We don’t know what to say, you are pretty couth.
We see your skip and hop and your limber

Skinny Dipping In Bygone Years

With her first words she mesmerized his soul,
Of rose water and lavender was her aroma,
Her tip tap of her fairy tale walk was majestic,
A woman of status still in her prime of depth and note, 
Wisps of red-hot curls, floating out of control adding
To her appeal, a magnetic touch to the usual
Variety of husband seeking

Skinny Jeans

His skinny jeans made him look hot
Like he just stepped out of a pot
He was sweaty as hell
As you can perfectly tell
Until his meat started to rot

I'D Rather Be Skinny

Some say potato some say kartofel
some think they're yummy some think they're awful 
in German its fett 
in English its fat 
I'd rather be skinny than plump like Falafel

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