Stinking Poems - Poems about Stinking

By George (burn hing* hard), I Shaw tried to be a stinking playwright offers his unsolicited tidbits as scene courtesy the following virtually staged philosophical insight. Arch back like a professional ballet dancer to stand out from other pedestrian applicants seeking to fill my well-worn shoes that fit my little feet. Illuminate your soul via modest communication sans...

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Aromatic, foul Fuming scent, last night’s dinner Reeking, stinking smells ...

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The Chronicles of our Liberty. Liberty in reverse. Our nation, a living mystery, bonded in trinity. Herein lies our story. Was it not yesterday, Freedom roamed and triumphed in our backyard? After our relished taste of liberty from beings of a snowy land. Who make our throats to melt like a wax before fire; And as mortal before the pestle of time. Under the...

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To another woman he shall surely switch, The present one definitely ditch, His voice at its most embarrassing pitch, Now naming her ‘White Witch,’ Soon renaming her ‘Black ,’ Curious passersby to never know “which? “ Nor why his nostrils flare and twitch, A bit believing that this might be flesh and its itch And a great deal surer that he’s stinking rich: The...

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Wolfie and Drac went out for a quick drink, Met up with Frankie who started to stink… Deadly-while popping his head, Lively- to wake up the dead, So the boys took him apart link by link. Oct.16.2019 A NEW Halloween Inspired Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin N/A for contest...

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We don’t need no stinking contests, ones in which I can suppose of the form we’re asked to write in that the sponsor little knows. Sometimes sponsors give us rules. In the end, there is no doubt that they simply disregarded major rules they had spelled out. We don’t need no stinking contests - wherein every entrant’s fate is N/A while just one winner is an...

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“We don't need no stinking poetry contests.” There now I said it, I needed it off my chest. I try to write something bright and elegant, but I forgot the other word for cross-dress. I seriously believed, I do confess, I had the memory of an elephant. Now, if I enter your contest, are you going to...

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If we never want to... experience poetry forms new Or... read how other poets on the same theme do it As well as... meet a deadline with a poem ready on time Or maybe... show capability of your rule readability And... no need to discern new words to learn If any of these are so... then PS should know... No more would indeed be best... We don't need...

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"Contests. We don't need no stinking contests." We..What's this "we" stuff, You got a mouse in your pocket Or is this a Mexican stand off? Pff....Whatever! I'm a single player Compeating against other mis-chief makers I have no rules! I'm a second rate gal With a second rate termology Go away boy scout Your to much of a lamb Contests are for dopes Writing in...

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CONTEST- WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING CONTEST ANGRY POET Any form is acceptable. Jez like X-mas time Nobody likes what I got A poet's wares No one cares Submitting my craft to another contest Whom! Am I kidding no ones gonna read them Contests we don't need no stinking contests 8/05/18 For Contests - We don't need no stinking contests Poetry Contest Sponsored by: John...

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We Don’t Need No Stinking Contests Contests! Contests! We don’t really need them! Stupidness, silliness, it burns all my brainstems. “Throw them out! To the archives do feed them!” We’ll be better off, just enjoying to read them. Judging judges with critical grudges, My work is my art, not a platform for blunders! Eat me, chew me, then repeat on reverse gear! Who...

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We don’t need no stinking contests They won’t make the words shine brighter Writing is what it is, with or without status No prizes are needed to keep on going Contests offer a new, fun, challenge When someone may be in the mood But, we don’t need no stinking contests To express feeling we choose ...

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Hey why didn't I place? Were my rhymes and grammar not up to your high and mighty standards? I know maybe you don't like me and we're not in the same “cyberspace” click. Or I didn't soup mail you to butter you up and pretend like I want to be your new internet buddy. Whatever the case I will...

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A Tongue firmly in cheek poem based on soup poetry contests I can only agree with your sentiment Mister Lawless Although I enter a few select contests nevertheless! I know you’re discerning, and don’t show any bias Yet with some sponsors wins they clearly deny us! Some claim they judge blind, do they take us for fools Buddies given top spots,...

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The treasure of a placement, the thrill of a win "But we don't need no stinking contests," he said with a grin Poetic gems soon lost their shine Becoming dull and undefined "We don't need no stinking contests," he said with a smile As inspiration diminished after a while Poets no longer needed to compete ...

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