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We Don'T Need No Stinking Poetry Contests

“We don't need no stinking poetry contests.” There now I said it, I needed it off my chest. I try to write something bright and elegant, but I forgot the other word for cross-dress. I seriously believed, I do confess, I had the memory of an elephant. Now, if I enter your contest, are you going to award me another N/A. If so, why should I bother to enter your stinking contest for another N/A. 8/16/2018

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Date: 8/17/2018 3:09:00 PM
Haha.... you did the theme very well..
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Date: 8/17/2018 12:33:00 PM
LOL Your poem gave me a much-needed laugh, Eve. Guess we all hate the N/A. Maybe it should be changed to A/B for also beautiful? Very clever! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 8/17/2018 8:27:00 AM
Eve I know your pain---I can't even make 100th in the hundred worst poets list. You write beautifully Eve.....And know this Eve,finding a synonym for the term 'Cross-Dresser' is really a Drag Best of Luck
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Date: 8/16/2018 6:14:00 AM
Ha, ha, ha, I like the funny scene here..... I hope you won't get another N/A. Best of luck Eve.
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Date: 8/16/2018 1:31:00 AM
ha ha ha love the humour:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/16/2018 1:16:00 AM
Eve, you made me smile, I have no contests, only a heart that loves to read your poetry!
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