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We Don'T Need No Stinking Contests

We don’t need no stinking contests Motivation’s deep inside. Endless golden cyber trophies; Only serve to puff up pride. N/As have accumulated PS judge is pretty mean. Why spend hours with pen being active If we’ve no poetic gene? We don’t need no competition. Join the cynics’ bold crusade. Add your name to my petition; Join the ‘Bitter Bards’ Brigade’. Just a minute! Email’s popped up- Second placement! What a star! Disregard my fulminations This contender’s going far! 17/07/18 Contests! Who needs stinking contests! competition sponsored by John Lawless

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Date: 7/19/2023 5:18:00 AM
I had a Pink Floyd sort of wall vibe going on whilst reading (singing) this..and wasn't expecting the great ending. :) Cheers - Gary
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Date: 8/22/2018 9:59:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. Well done.
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Wendy Watson
Date: 2/12/2020 8:42:00 AM
Thanks, Susan.
Date: 8/20/2018 4:39:00 PM
Congrats:)
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Wendy Watson
Date: 2/12/2020 8:42:00 AM
Thank you, Trish.
Date: 8/20/2018 10:22:00 AM
sure made me giggle Wendy, congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Wendy Watson
Date: 2/12/2020 8:42:00 AM
Thanks, Jan. I had to grit my teeth to use the double negative!
Date: 8/20/2018 12:16:00 AM
LOL Wendy, a fun poem. Congrats on your well deserved win.
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Wendy Watson
Date: 2/12/2020 8:41:00 AM
Thank you for your encouragement, Line.
Date: 8/19/2018 2:42:00 PM
LOL! So true on all accounts! Congrats!
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Wendy Watson
Date: 2/12/2020 8:41:00 AM
Thanks, Kim. This was an unusual challenge in which my usual cheerful attitude was hi-jacked by a grumpy muse!
Date: 8/19/2018 12:02:00 PM
Congratulations for your win Wendy :) I like the twist with the email notification!
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Wendy Watson
Date: 2/12/2020 8:39:00 AM
Thank you for taking the time to comment, Heidi.
Date: 8/19/2018 11:56:00 AM
AH, the vagaries of the e-mail notifications.....Loved the "Bitter Bard's Brigade" - I'm in!! Thanks for playing Wendy.
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Wendy Watson
Date: 2/12/2020 8:39:00 AM
Well it's the first time in my life I've knowingly used a double negative but it seemed to fit the mood! Thanks for reading and commenting, John.
Date: 7/17/2018 10:37:00 AM
Lovely verse Wendy, love the twist at the end. Good luck in the contest. Tom
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Wendy Watson
Date: 7/17/2018 2:33:00 PM
Oh thank you for the encouragement Tom. I must admit that it went against the grain to use that double negative in the first line!! Old school!

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