Best Stinking Poems

If we never want to...
experience poetry forms new

Or... read how other poets
on the same theme do it

As well as... meet a deadline
with a poem ready on time

Or maybe... show capability
of your rule readability

And... no need to discern
new words to learn

If any of these are so...
then...

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Wolfie and Drac went out for a quick drink,

Met up with Frankie who started to stink…

Deadly-while popping his head,

Lively- to wake up the dead,

So the boys took him apart link by link.




Oct.16.2019
A NEW Halloween 
Inspired Limerick
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin

N/A for contest...

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Contests! good for building egos up

great for knocking creativity down

as I pore over words and sounds

to make my poetry jump off the page

to come alive in others minds

in the most imaginative way.

Contests! we don't need them

they drive us crazy every day

putting our best foot forward

and...

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It's not impossible that my house stink.
At times there festers garbage in a sack
behind a closet door, and once the sink
got clogged with who-knows-what; sent water back
up filthy and all black; I dished it out
scoop by nasty scoop into a pan.
That damn disposal broke. ...

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Take This Stinking Keyboard And Shove It
(Tribute to Johnny Paycheck)


Take this stinking keyboard and shove it
I ain't awritin' here no damn more.
Gone is my inspiration, O' how I loved it
damn it flew right out the back door!

My muse, she done left me in a hard...

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The Ballad of Stinking Mick

Now Mick hung close to a Butt verbose,
And the cheese it ran like treacle,
Some said it was on the bloody nose,
That he lived, was thought unbelievable,

For he was a hairy Wombat Louse,
Hitchhiking on a vehicle,
He tried sucking up to a Mouse,
got...

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          My lament is for the dead,
    I wail and chant over sweet stinking roses,
pungent, decaying red withering funeral remains,
      the caustic penetrating scent unpleasant-
   ...

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Stinking, dirty money
Foul, festering money
Putrid, gassy money
Rotten, disgusting money
Oppressing, cruel money
Castigating, merciless money
Admonishing, finger-wagging money
Subjugating, stone-faced money


Aah, money…
That your kiss is so sweet,
Your embrace so sensuous,
Your possibilities so tempting…
I am dirty with your scent...

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We don’t need no stinking contests
Motivation’s deep inside.
Endless  golden cyber trophies;
Only serve to puff up pride.

N/As have accumulated
PS judge is pretty mean.
Why spend hours with pen being active
If we’ve no poetic gene?

We don’t need no competition.
Join the cynics’ bold crusade.
Add your name to my...

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A man tossed a snake in a lake
to the bottom I thank, that It sank 
and it sit there awhile 
with a big fang smile
cause it needed a bath; for it stank!...

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A barren man
 in a barren land,
Not welcomed by my own kind,
Peeking through curtains stained 
by my own pain,
My soul beckons for the end of time.
In this hollow shell
 dwells my own hell,
Tormenting me day and night
So ive chosen to embrace
 being alone in this...

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"Contests. We don't need no stinking contests."

We..What's this "we" stuff,
You got a mouse in your pocket
Or is this a Mexican stand off?

Pff....Whatever! I'm a single player
Compeating against other mis-chief makers
I have no rules!
I'm a second rate gal 
With a second rate termology 
Go away boy...

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His clothes were smelling liquor and vomit
of the previous night,
together with the rubbish bin that he tripped
over, as he tried to look for an exit from the bar,
in the middle of the night.

A mysterious passersby took a photo of him,
and sent it to him via...

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My head pounds a massive ache
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stinking scent of
peach spray 'pon trees in springtime...
pink chablis dazzles  

Sponsor: Debbie Guzzi
Contest: Spring Into Haiku
Written: May 05, 2014...

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