The Popular Thing
Pass that celebratory glass around
Cheers, to you don’t drown.
Lift your spirits, join the fun
Pass the glass along to the next one.
Don’t check the glass or ask what’s inside
Just accept the glass as part of the ride.
Spread your wings and you will find
The fun that’s had with the drink time.
Pass that celebratory glass around again
People are
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Categories:
std, addiction, drink, drug,
Form: Rhyme
Willie Lee's Epitaph
Here lies a rounder named Willy Lee
Marvelous hunk of a man was he
Lasted almost a day
After lovely wife Kay
Discovered she had an S.T.D.
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Categories:
std, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Limerick
No Imposter, I - For Std Contest 138
No Imposter, I
Should I once ignore your smile
Call the undertaker
For I be dead unless I be
Imposter fraud or faker
Yet should I be, blind to thee
Even should a fraud I be
Interloper still would see
The beauty that resides in thee
Never shall I stay your kiss
Nor from your hug extract
Nor fail to stroke your flaxen strands
Never shall do
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Categories:
std, love,
Form: Rhyme
Con Scent
There was a girl called Penny Lane
Who used to drive the lads insane
According to snitches
She'd drop her britches
To measure the inches she'd gain
Some lads would stare at her moon
Whilst others were given to swoon
But most made it clear
She had naught to fear
Because they would be coming soon
The good and the bad came and went
But never
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Categories:
std, culture, girl, giving, health,
Form: Limerick
Std
You fell from my nightmare that keeps unfolding in the dark
Carrying my dead body on your back
And offering cheaply all that you are
You bought them all
Your mask won't stop me from noticing your crime
Next time I see you two together I'll be the one holding a knife
You killed all the innocence in sight to the
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Categories:
std, betrayal, discrimination, girlfriend, sad,
Form: Lyric
Std
Death wore a glamorous mask,
death wore a beautiful dress
Death gave him one night of pleasure,
death gave him an empty sex life full of regret
When he met her, she was the life of the party
Promiscuous and bewitchingly fly
Had men and women flocking all around her,
but those pretty birds weren't on the menu that night
She was a
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Categories:
std, death, horror, sensual, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Std
If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs.
It's possible that you may get Herpes too.
Sleeping with her is a stupid thing to do.
I caught her in bed with my cousin and I thumped her.
She sleeps with a lot of men, that's why I
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Categories:
std, funny, giggle, girlfriend, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Std Free
I am posting this officially.
I am presently 100% STD free.
I am Sexually Transmitted Disease clean.
I'm posting this for all of the ladies to read,
on the outside chance that I'll soon get lucky.
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Categories:
std, health,
Form: Rhyme
Std
Sex
Strong
Sexually
Test
Time
Transmitted
Drop
Die
Disease
People whoo have an STD
I bet they feel so alone
Some of these people have
a disease
That is going killed them one day
They are so afraid to tell anyone
Because they know onces they
do
People around them will not act
thw same
To those people out their
Who have an STD
Don't be a shame of it
Tell people so they can learn
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Categories:
std, lifepeople, people,
Form: I do not know?