Std

If you want my ex girlfriend, she's up for grabs.
But if you sleep with her, you will get the Crabs.
It's possible that you may get Herpes too.
Sleeping with her is a stupid thing to do.
I caught her in bed with my cousin and I thumped her.
She sleeps with a lot of men, that's why I dumped her.
I'm giving you valuable advice so you'd better listen to me.
If you seduce my ex girlfriend, you are sure to get an STD.

(This is a fictional poem)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Nunez Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 12:57 PM
lol! Poor guy! Great humorous story! 7. Kim :)
A  Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 12:37 PM
LOL, I had to come and read! :) Good one Randy, if ever there was a real funny poem contest. this would surely win. SKAT
Konos Avatar
May 8, 2015 at 12:31 PM
You afforded me the opportunity to contact President Google to find out what STD is all about. He gave more information than I needed....Happy Fictional to you and yours...whew...I liked your poetry ...and President Google already had it on his list...so thanks
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