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Sacred Waters
... Water was sacred either as a shower squirted out of a sprinkler on the backyard lawn to run through and cool us on hot summer days or splashed from a font when making the sign of the cros......
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Paul Willason
Categories:
squirted,
age, childhood, home, memory,
Form:
Free verse
Dark Poetry- the Fiercest Black Beast That a Knight Once Slew
...The Fiercest Black Beast That A Knight Once Slew Dark poetry Sharp blade penetrated black blood flowed about Mighty hairy black beast groaned then vomit let out In a flash I kicked it in the vu......
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Robert Lindley
Categories:
squirted,
courage, creation, dark, death,
Form:
Rhyme
Chapter 95 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Just Summertime Birthday Celebrations
...The kid who often was lost in The sauce Joshua! His birthday was in June. He became The strong silent youngster with The youngest kids. A small Celebration was held in Josh's honor party ......
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Val Brooklyn Rogers Blk Panther
Categories:
squirted,
birth, black love, children,
Form:
Alliteration
The Nudies Revenge
...At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please They all go about their business strutting their stuff And as you've probably guessed,......
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Tom Cunningham
Categories:
squirted,
funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
No Toilets In the Sky - 2021 Version
...[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)] * Heaven’s almost everywhere but mainly upon high Santa Claus delivers there cos he’s that kind of guy The lac......
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Terry Flood
Categories:
squirted,
humorous,
Form:
Lyric
The A-Z of Alliteration
...Alan Allston ate an addictive piece of cake. Bertie bounced his bouncy ball by the bus stop but his brother caught the bouncy ball before the bus came. Claire, Clara, Chloe and co built a sculpture......
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Natasha L Scragg
Categories:
squirted,
simple,
Form:
List
Sweet Apple Pie For Desert
...Patience, Don't be greedy this is a 4 course meal save some of your appetite for desert trust me you will not be disappointed It's the sweetest and most moist of apple pie for you to eat from i......
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Christopher Flaherty
Categories:
squirted,
cat,
Form:
Free verse
In the Kitchen Cabinets
...One box was stamped two thousand fifteen; Another two thousand and five. If I ate the pasta inside them, Do you think I would still be alive? Some crackers found zipped in a baggie Were stale ......
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Ilene Bauer
Categories:
squirted,
humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Patti Smith
...Patti dropped her pants, turned away from the river, reached down and touched her toes, and squirted back a big spray of piss. The river rose, spilled the banks, washed away the world. Now we are fre......
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Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
squirted,
grief, imagination, music, rude,
Form:
Prose
Feint Faint Fake No Nor Easter
...Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter If putsch comes to shove, aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat nor chicken little fearing coup d'état, yours truly simply risk averse, and more exact, he stays se......
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Matthew Harris
Categories:
squirted,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Sticky Subject
...Children were playing inside With a big tube of glue It was very bleak outside And they had nothing else to do Glue is very sticky And is handy to stick Things into a scrapbook That you used t......
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Shirley Hawkins
Categories:
squirted,
1st grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Say Cheese
...SAY CHEESE A block of blue with some scrumptious salad veins. White american melted over my toasted hot philly and wizz creatively squirted on crackers entertain. Stinky limburger a treat — a c......
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Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
squirted,
food,
Form:
Rhyme
Lost Causes Remastered
...Santa Clauses were to be molten and reshaped into Holy Cross bunnies on a mega 3D printer but then the app somehow went wrong Chocolate trickled and trifled and mixed with fake sea......
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Kai Michael Neumann
Categories:
squirted,
easter,
Form:
Free verse
Thanksgiving Day Buffet
...We tried something different this year A Thanksgiving day buffet I really like the leftovers though So I lined my pockets with cellophane To justify my actions As I stood in line With the twe......
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Mike Hauser
Categories:
squirted,
funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Issues Skirted
...Issues Skirted All issues Trump seems to have skirted; Had been confusing when things blurted; He did distort; Mission abort; More bull stuff out of him again squirted. Jim Horn......
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James Horn
Categories:
squirted,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
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