Squirted Poems - Poems about Squirted

...The Fiercest Black Beast That A Knight Once Slew Dark poetry Sharp blade penetrated black blood flowed about Mighty hairy black beast groaned then vomit let out In a flash I kicked it in the vu......Read the rest...

...The kid who often was lost in The sauce Joshua! His birthday was in June. He became The strong silent youngster with The youngest kids. A small Celebration was held in Josh's honor party ......Read the rest...

...At the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please They all go about their business strutting their stuff And as you've probably guessed,......Read the rest...

...[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)] * Heaven’s almost everywhere but mainly upon high Santa Claus delivers there cos he’s that kind of guy The lac......Read the rest...

...There IS a Subtle Difference! A friend of mine, of mixed descent - Nadia Bugerelli - called me on the phone last night and told me right straight out That Juan Kazenski planne......Read the rest...

...Alan Allston ate an addictive piece of cake. Bertie bounced his bouncy ball by the bus stop but his brother caught the bouncy ball before the bus came. Claire, Clara, Chloe and co built a sculpture......Read the rest...

...Patience, Don't be greedy this is a 4 course meal save some of your appetite for desert trust me you will not be disappointed It's the sweetest and most moist of apple pie for you to eat from i......Read the rest...

...One box was stamped two thousand fifteen; Another two thousand and five. If I ate the pasta inside them, Do you think I would still be alive? Some crackers found zipped in a baggie Were stale ......Read the rest...

...Patti dropped her pants, turned away from the river, reached down and touched her toes, and squirted back a big spray of piss. The river rose, spilled the banks, washed away the world. Now we are fre......Read the rest...

...Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter If putsch comes to shove, aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat nor chicken little fearing coup d'état, yours truly simply risk averse, and more exact, he stays se......Read the rest...

...Children were playing inside With a big tube of glue It was very bleak outside And they had nothing else to do Glue is very sticky And is handy to stick Things into a scrapbook That you used t......Read the rest...

...SAY CHEESE A block of blue with some scrumptious salad veins. White american melted over my toasted hot philly and wizz creatively squirted on crackers entertain. Stinky limburger a treat — a c......Read the rest...

...Santa Clauses were to be molten and reshaped into Holy Cross bunnies on a mega 3D printer but then the app somehow went wrong Chocolate trickled and trifled and mixed with fake sea......Read the rest...

...We tried something different this year A Thanksgiving day buffet I really like the leftovers though So I lined my pockets with cellophane To justify my actions As I stood in line With the twe......Read the rest...

...Issues Skirted All issues Trump seems to have skirted; Had been confusing when things blurted; He did distort; Mission abort; More bull stuff out of him again squirted. Jim Horn......Read the rest...