Long Squirted Poems
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Chapter 95 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Just Summertime Birthday CelebrationsThe kid who often was lost in
The sauce Joshua! His
birthday was in June. He became
The strong silent youngster with
The youngest kids.
A small Celebration was held in
Josh's honor party at...
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Categories:
squirted, birth, black love, children, confidence, devotion, emotions,
Form:
Alliteration
There Is a Subtle DifferenceThere IS a Subtle Difference!
A friend of mine, of mixed descent - Nadia Bugerelli - called me on the phone last night and told me right straight out
That Juan Kazenski planned to beat me up...
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Categories:
squirted, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Tropical TopicalTaming a tropical topical tree? Taking a trunk? Telling a tailor? Traversing a tale? Many ideas. Much like the ideological dramas of a beach front. Wavelength of winds. Movements if the tides. Coconuts can jump...
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Categories:
squirted, absence, allah, angel, beach,
Form:
I do not know?
Orange Crush the Adventures of Soda Pop ViiFor those who are following this story, here is the next installment. If this is your first time reading, please read the first one and it will help make sense of the story. Thanks for...
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Categories:
squirted, adventure, childhood, crush,
Form:
Personification
Odyssey From Africa 9bOdyssey from Africa
Chapter 9b (continued)
And this pattern was repeated
On the following day's journey
As the day turned into evening
They again found rocky shoreline
So once more they hunted shellfish
This time...
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Categories:
squirted, adventure, africa, history, mythology, nature, voyage,
Form:
Narrative
No Toilets In the Sky - 2021 Version[To the tune of Ghost Riders In The Sky (loosely)]
...
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Categories:
squirted, humorous,
Form:
Lyric
Lost Causes RemasteredSanta Clauses were to be molten and reshaped into Holy Cross bunnies
on a mega 3D printer but then the app somehow went...
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Categories:
squirted, easter,
Form:
Free verse
The Nudies RevengeAt the edge of the town, hidden amongst the trees
Is a nudist camp where folks walk around as they please
They all go about their business strutting their stuff
And as you've probably guessed, they're all in...
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Categories:
squirted, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Irrational Iguana Diary Entry FourOne day and one space bar later an irrational iguana put on a wetsuit and some roller skates and left the house. He met with his friends on the way who were waiting at the...
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Categories:
squirted, art, assonance,
Form:
I do not know?
Moonshine GrannyHere's another story about Granny
I think she's probably done it all
This was way back during prohibition
When they outlawed alcohol
See, my granny was a moonshiner
This is about her very first still
She had to make sure no...
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Categories:
squirted, funnyold, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Dismantle the Hero: Part Ithese men & women with guns
these hired killers
these individuals who walk with a flag tattooed on their arm
these nationalists by default
these tools of the great military-industrial complex
these robots who get wd-40 squirted on their gears
ever...
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Categories:
squirted, life,
Form:
Free verse
Feint Faint Fake No Nor EasterFeint faint "Fake" no nor'easter
If putsch comes to shove,
aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat
nor chicken little
fearing coup d'état,
yours truly simply
risk averse, and more exact,
he stays sequestered
within these four walls,
cuz tis safest inside this flat
always... mein...
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Categories:
squirted, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Dark Poetry- the Fiercest Black Beast That a Knight Once SlewThe Fiercest Black Beast That A Knight Once Slew
Dark poetry
Sharp blade penetrated black blood flowed about
Mighty hairy black beast groaned then vomit let out
In a flash I kicked it in the vulnerable spot
Enraged, with all...
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Categories:
squirted, courage, creation, dark, death, dedication, evil, horror,
Form:
Rhyme
The A-Z of AlliterationAlan Allston ate an addictive piece of cake.
Bertie bounced his bouncy ball by the bus stop but his brother caught the bouncy ball before the bus came.
Claire, Clara, Chloe and co built a sculpture of...
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Categories:
squirted, simple,
Form:
List
I Have To TellWhat's happened recently I have to tell. (Hiccup)
Wish I could muddle through without a screw-up.
It starts out at a comic show. (Hiccup)
The stand-up doing jokes was such a crack-up
my laughter turned to choking then,...
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Categories:
squirted, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
The Thanksgiving Day BuffetWe tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood in line
With the twenty bucks I was paying
Would...
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Categories:
squirted, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Thanksgiving Day BuffetWe tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood in line
With the twenty bucks I was paying
Would...
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Categories:
squirted, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
TribillaryI looked in the window and what did I see? Huma was scissoring with Hillary.
My, oh my, what some hairy thighs. These beasts were coming right before my eyes.
There titties were a handful and...
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Categories:
squirted, corruption, crazy, funny love, hilarious, horror, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
A Cooks BattleA Cook’s Battle
The ship -cook was tired it had been a long day, the ship was old
full of cockroaches, one had found its way in his bread dough and
when the captain cut...
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Categories:
squirted, funny, old, old,
Form:
Blank verse
IslandLong ago a thunder struck a comet
And its fragments took wings to float
Landed on a village, crossed the bridge
wandered all over, and found a sea
And a ship as well to carry them
To the land...
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Categories:
squirted, allegory, allusion, metaphor,
Form:
Prose Poetry
HalloweenThe howls of the wolfs strike the beast beneath the bed it roars
For it’s the full moon to night Scary of course
The little kid crawls out the bed to go to the toilet that...
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Categories:
squirted, fear, father, sister, brother, brother, father, mother,
Form:
Rhyme
Termite Whiteant FixTermite/Whiteant fix
Out in west Queensland,
Lived a white ant pestered man,
Cos the white ants were attacking ,
Chomping on his house quite grand.
They seemed to love the skirting boards,
And would climb to get in em,
There in...
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Categories:
squirted, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
ClemWatching the elephants parade nearby.
The glitter began to cascade down.
All the little children waited the call.
The circus had finally come to town.
Clem the clown waltzed in with a broom.
He squirted himself with a bouquet flowers.
Pulling...
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Categories:
squirted, celebration, child, childhood, smile,
Form:
Rhyme
Sticky SubjectChildren were playing inside
With a big tube of glue
It was very bleak outside
And they had nothing else to do
Glue is very sticky
And is handy to stick
Things into a scrapbook
That you used to have to lick
They...
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Categories:
squirted, 1st grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Say CheeseSAY CHEESE
A block of blue with some scrumptious salad veins.
White american melted over my toasted hot philly
and wizz creatively squirted on crackers entertain.
Stinky limburger a treat — a clothespin-nose silly.
Shredded, sliced or block —
I’ll hide...
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Categories:
squirted, food,
Form:
Rhyme