Feint Faint Fake No Nor Easter

Feint faint "Fake" no nor'easter If putsch comes to shove, aye ain't no doggone fraidy cat nor chicken little fearing coup d'état, yours truly simply risk averse, and more exact, he stays sequestered within these four walls, cuz tis safest inside this flat always... mein kampf, I remember when fertilization begat after nine months in utero... ah dat womb dar full habitat i.e. uterus cradled humanity, whereat teeming bajillions primates peopling planet Earth couples made lovey dovey after spat (which species among other flotsam and jetsam), got shot out (think) analogous muzzle loaded gat excellent marksman aimed then squirted packed heat hot as summer temperature gets within Gujarat recorded courtesy, thee oldest functioning thermostat, albeit microcosmic primordial vat testy sea men don (May comb hairy gah great again) conical hat. I surmise proto humans especially storied hall (conjured in Peer Gynt by Edvard Grieg of mountain king) trumpeted, tooted thwacked, and announced presence courtesy posterior primal mating call, which vibrant cheekiness heard all around the mulberry bush to Gaul hmm... maybe e'en hot air inspired Marc Chagall, while sitting atop porcelain throne, nonetheless scandalous rectal blasts methinks help explain fall of Rome, whereby noxious generated silent but deadly nauseating noisome pall mall felled friend and foe alike analogous on minuscule scale to Chernobyl level 7 nuclear accident also linkedin, when Polar Vortex doth stall across avast swath planet Earth forcing quick thinkers to marshall, what (mathers) matters such as... antique pinball machines worth a mint, a to install.