Short Squirted Poems
Short Squirted Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Squirted by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Squirted by length and keyword.
Issues Skirted
Issues Skirted
All issues Trump seems to have skirted;
Had been confusing when things blurted;
He did distort;
Mission abort;
More bull stuff out of him again squirted.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
squirted, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Crow's Feet
I dropped a huge boulder on my big toe
let out a yell that sounded like a crow,
so while the blood squirted out
I kept jumping all about...
I thought for sure feathers would start to grow!...
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Categories:
squirted, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Patti Smith
Patti dropped her pants, turned away from the river, reached down and touched her toes, and squirted back a big spray of piss. The river rose, spilled the banks, washed away the world. Now we are free, at last, at last, on this empty empty planet....
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Categories:
squirted, grief, imagination, music, rude, sick, tribute, urban,
Form:
Prose
Baker Man
She was longing for her creamy donut
To linger long on her tongue,
She squeezed the sides and to her surprise
It squirted all over her bum.
The big Bermondsey baker man
Shook like an oversized oaf
At silly situations of tasty temptations
As he always liked having a loaf....
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Categories:
squirted, funny, longing,
Form:
Quatrain
Love Has Fizz
How sweet it is when love had fizz,
and life's bell was a tinkle,
one time me eyes locked with a cuz,
but she was way too little.
ol alien, poor bugger me,
richoted up into a tree,
tangled with a swarm of bee's
the sting of stung exciting
cousin Don he caught a guy,
teasing bees to get a rise,
water squirted from his eyes,
his phallus pronged and bulging:)
Don Johnson 29-june-11...
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Categories:
squirted, adventure
Form:
Rhyme