South Park Poems - Poems about South Park

hooked

...Nicotine is making a comeback
analog cigarettes are making a comeback
so many students are nicotine positive.

Every girl has Zyn by her drink at the bar
which used to be seen as a BRO-y vibe.
...

A Life in T-Shirts

...Going through a closet,
I was quite surprised to find
Several shopping bags of t-shirts
That my son had left behind.

While looking at them, one by one,
I realized they portrayed
His entire gr...

DAYS OF OLD 90's

...South Park and
Dragon tales.
   Twin peaks and
Seinfeld.

   Family guy and
The Daily Show.
   Ace of Base and
Cheryl Crow.

   Friends and
Will and Grace.
   Babylon 5
 and spac...

Cool Companion

...Barbie and Ken, Barbie and Ken,
   They’ve been an item since Christ-knows-when.
He’s not Kenneth Connor, he’s not Kenneth Clarke
   Just Ken in the daylight and Ken after dark.
Ken’s a rôle-mode...

Dangerous Minds

...Oh no failed to strike or
touch a nerve again

So nothing new here move along  

Maybe i'm just not cut out
for this after all

Living in a Gangsta Rap Paradise 

Coolio point obtuse missed...

South Park Holiday Diet

...SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET



There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman.
A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet!
His friend Kenny had the just the answer:
"Just date a belly dancer, eat...

Mr Epic Generic and Dj Cliche

...Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, 
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original 
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers have souls bluur".
 
MC Generic the genius ...

I'M Eric Cartman

...I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little *****.
My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich.
She posed nude in a magazine because she's a Crack Whore.
She couldn't afford to buy me an IPad and that ma...

South Park Comedy Gold

...South Park
At you're peril
Should you choose to disregard
Believing it's humor to dark
Once understood 
Becomes instantly funny
Bang on the money
As it parodies life
The absolutely absurd
That you co...

A Bio I Suppose

...This is not a poem. This is a quick little rambling about myself and what I do. 
I'm not particularly sure if what I write is "poetry" perse. 
I suppose I'd consider it a release of my inner most tho...

Iodine, Baby Oil, Mormons and the End of the World As We Know It

...when caucasians talk about

spreading iodine & baby oil on themselves in order to

sit out in the sun

and

burn themselves to a different color,

it makes me think of those girls who

mi...

South Park

...I am standing 
  at the kitchen sink.
Your house, bling
Don't know why
  but I can't, think.
I am playing by
  the rules
But they keep
  changing
I have lost
  my tools.

Where did I go
...

I'M Eric Cartman's Father

...(This is a fictional poem)

I became Eric Cartman's father after I slept with his mother.
She turned out to be a very lousy lover.
A paternity test showed Cartman's mom to be a hermaphrodite.
Bu...

Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!

...(This is a fictional poem)

I loved watching South Park on weekday nights.
But my cousin caused me not to be able to watch it and we got in a fight.
He smashed the TV screen and I had to pick up ...

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