Sourpuss Poems - Poems about Sourpuss

...when brain is tiny he always was whiny had a big heine when on a campus at times was a sourpuss saw grass from the pampas when saw grass we saw which they had cut with a saw shall be se......Read the rest...

...Remember when each of the tastes bitter, sweet, sour, salty and umani, had their own special place on your tongue? When you could lick and flick a tongue tip to savor one by one, each titillati......Read the rest...

...What's that on the shoreline run, all amok "Is that a beaver?"Or incredibly furry duck?" Ponder they did Koala and Roo About a stranger, that came into view We must look closer said the ......Read the rest...

...Santa’s sleigh turned magical at midnight on the twenty-eighth. The elves were amazed. One yelled out “Isn’t this great?” Not sure yet, said a peppermint stick named Sourpuss Tate. Where is the sl......Read the rest...

...The elephant was schmanzy and fancy. We liked her so well, we named her Nancy. She liked to eat pancakes floating in jam. Raspberry and strawberry with a sliver of ham. We thought it was hilari......Read the rest...

...Dear humans, I am an octopus and I’m unhappy with how you humans think you’re so great. You might say I have a bone to pick with you… which would be true if I weren’t an invertebrate. I want ......Read the rest...

...God Is Glorious While Calling Us While He has been glorious, God can always call all of us, And realized, Plagiarized, Even if sinner or a sourpuss. Jim Horn Motivated by another poem,......Read the rest...

... She looks like a Mede, talks like a Persian Got Democrat soft bray skin, but underneath is hard tusk tongue Republican Girl Pharaoh-day loves to zombie talk Friday, while sleepwalk ......Read the rest...

...Amidst Swirling Eddies Of Fate... Negligible power prevails no matter one jock or nerd feverishly hollars, fumes decries, berates... absurd fickle finger (middle phalange doubling up as fl......Read the rest...

...There was a big hooray in Kind-ville one day. For a kitten was found, a serious light gray. The premonition had come true, and in the best kind of way. An animal with a pink nose was here, and may......Read the rest...

...Sourpuss People Sourpuss people are the opposite of sweet, And can turn a sunny day into mincemeat. Their smiles are forced and bitterly insincere, Revealing no sense of humour or good c......Read the rest...

...Circus cat Cecil Fantastically flew free Soaring sailing sourpuss Projecting piercing paws......Read the rest...

...Trump Polygamous Horrible Trump prefers to be polygamous, Resulting in him becoming some sourpuss; Likes to handle; Even mandible, And when he has gone we will never miss. Jim Horn Why d......Read the rest...

...I wondered what was all the fuss, a new form of poetry thought to be tough, poets shedding the limes, using lemons this time, afterwards looking quite like a sourpuss. 6-1-17......Read the rest...

...Hunamity and Our Sanity Not only some but all the time Committing sin sure is a crime That has been against humanity And along with all of our sanity; Never ever sinning is so sublime. Jame......Read the rest...