Had a Big Heine Horn Haiku

when brain is tiny
he always was whiny
had a big heine 

when on a campus
at times was a sourpuss
saw grass from the pampas

when saw grass we saw 
which they had cut with a saw
shall be sent to a shah
was served with some slaw
was stuck with a straw
which was the last straw
combined with a claw
had been stuck in my bra
was against the law
at my skin would naw 
would eat my meat raw
was against the waw 

kind of would stutter
ate my toast with much butter
did mutter about clutter
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