Had a Big Heine Horn Haiku

when brain is tiny he always was whiny had a big heine when on a campus at times was a sourpuss saw grass from the pampas when saw grass we saw which they had cut with a saw shall be sent to a shah was served with some slaw was stuck with a straw which was the last straw combined with a claw had been stuck in my bra was against the law at my skin would naw would eat my meat raw was against the waw kind of would stutter ate my toast with much butter did mutter about clutter