Best Sourpuss Poems

Remember when each of the tastes
bitter, sweet, sour, salty and umani,
had their own special place on your tongue?
When you could lick and flick a tongue tip
to savor one by one, 
each titillating and tantalizing tidbit,
and avoid the bitter, sour and salty, 
in the hors d'oeuvre...

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Sourpuss People

Sourpuss people are the opposite of sweet,
And can turn a sunny day into mincemeat.
Their smiles are forced and bitterly insincere,
Revealing no sense of humour or good cheer.
They sneer and wink and chatter behind your back,
And rain on your parade every chance they get.
Complaining and...

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another sourpuss 


he drank her tangy wine
she broke his bread
together they dined
as they fed
the river of love
from their wells
spouted no doves
time will not tell
two black bears tearing each others fur out
friends at one time, now arch enemies pout
he was on top of her
say uncle, say...

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