Short Sourpuss Poems
Short Sourpuss Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sourpuss by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sourpuss by length and keyword.
Carny Cat
Circus cat Cecil
Fantastically flew free
Soaring sailing sourpuss
Projecting piercing paws...
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Categories:
sourpuss, cat,
Form:
Alliteration
A Lemonrick
I wondered what was all the fuss,
a new form of poetry thought to be tough,
poets shedding the limes,
using lemons this time,
afterwards looking quite like a sourpuss.
6-1-17...
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Categories:
sourpuss, humor, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
God Is Glorious While Calling Us
God Is Glorious While Calling Us
While He has been glorious,
God can always call all of us,
And realized,
Plagiarized,
Even if sinner or a sourpuss.
Jim Horn
Motivated by another poem,
God apparently to write them
has motivated....
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Categories:
sourpuss, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Trump Polygamous
Trump Polygamous
Horrible Trump prefers to be polygamous,
Resulting in him becoming some sourpuss;
Likes to handle;
Even mandible,
And when he has gone we will never miss.
Jim Horn
Why do people like putting up with
all of Trump's absurdities anyway?...
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Categories:
sourpuss, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Horse Sense
Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom
when riding a race on the course,
and would they need the helping hand
of a leg-up
to get on their high horse?
Would a long-faced horse,
a sourpuss,
not wanting to be a player,
bolt the barn door
or be a neigh-sayer?
If a broke cowboy saddled with a nag,
a dark horse of a different colour
that's queer,
were bent, a crooked rustler,
would he sell you a bum steer?
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Categories:
sourpuss, animal, fun, horse, humorous, nonsense, word play,
Form:
Rhyme