Short Sourpuss Poems
Short Sourpuss Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Sourpuss by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Sourpuss by length and keyword.
I wondered what was all the fuss,
a new form of poetry thought to be tough,
poets shedding the limes,
using lemons this time,
afterwards looking quite like a sourpuss.
6-1-17
Categories:
sourpuss, humor, poetry,
Form:
Limerick
God Is Glorious While Calling Us
While He has been glorious,
God can always call all of us,
And realized,
Plagiarized,
Even if sinner or a sourpuss.
Jim Horn
Motivated by another poem,
God apparently to write them
has motivated.
Categories:
sourpuss, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Trump Polygamous
Horrible Trump prefers to be polygamous,
Resulting in him becoming some sourpuss;
Likes to handle;
Even mandible,
And when he has gone we will never miss.
Jim Horn
Why do people like putting up with
all of Trump's absurdities anyway?
Categories:
sourpuss, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom
when riding a race on the course,
and would they need the helping hand
of a leg-up
to get on their high horse?
Would a long-faced horse,
a sourpuss,
not wanting to be a player,
bolt the barn door
or be a neigh-sayer?
If a broke cowboy saddled with a nag,
a dark horse of a different colour
that's *****,
were bent, a crooked rustler,
would he sell you a bum steer?
Categories:
sourpuss, animal, fun, horse, humorous, nonsense, word play,
Form:
Rhyme