Long Sourpuss Poems
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Two Faces At the Same Time
She looks like a Mede,
talks like a Persian
Got Democrat soft bray skin,
but underneath is
hard tusk tongue Republican
Girl Pharaoh-day
loves to zombie talk Friday,
while sleepwalk listening on Monday
Talking pretty contentious,
looking glossy pretentious
Her Primary job
is to give...
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Categories:
sourpuss, allegory, imagery, satire, word play,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Hunamity and Our Sanity
Hunamity and Our Sanity
Not only some but all the time
Committing sin sure is a crime
That has been against humanity
And along with all of our sanity;
Never ever sinning is so sublime.
James Thesarious Hilarious Philosopher Horn
Retired and...
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Categories:
sourpuss, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Note From An Octopus
Dear humans,
I am an octopus and I’m unhappy with how you humans think you’re so great.
You might say I have a bone to pick with you…
which would be true if I weren’t an invertebrate.
I want...
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Categories:
sourpuss, humor, nature, ocean,
Form:
Rhyme
School House Bashing
https://www.youtube.com/edit?video_id=M1uhJSVuz_A
School bashings in 1951
Oh I went to school in fifty one
Like every six year old should
I did't know what was in store
A flogging for my good?
Bushy got a sandwich from another kid at school
He handed...
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Categories:
sourpuss, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
Amidst Swirling Eddies of Fate
Amidst Swirling Eddies Of Fate...
Negligible power prevails
no matter one jock or nerd
feverishly hollars, fumes
decries, berates... absurd
fickle finger (middle phalange
doubling up as
flipping the bird),
unlikely the powers
that be heard
such lament, would not forfeit
issuing the last juicy,
meaty and...
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Categories:
sourpuss, blue, dad, death, depression, grief, health, how
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Strokes of Sour Power
Why would I wanna be lemon or lime?
When I could be lemon marang
It might feel good in my haven sublime
But there’s more left to do than just hang
The bumps and wrinkles of my skin
Reminds of...
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Categories:
sourpuss, funny, life, mystery, nature, me, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Pencil Press Rap
"Catch that cloud with an upturned eye,"
Said the spy with the sourpuss, sober cry,
When or whether, the weather of feathers fly high,
What are we but watchers of the sighing fly?
Whose wings chop winds with whirling...
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Categories:
sourpuss, people, political, prison, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Fatal Beauty
I'm so doggone ugly,
I look like a faded roach;
If I were a pile of roadkill,
The buzzards wouldn't approach!
Oh sweet mirror on the wall,
Why stab me in the back?
You tell me that I'm beautiful,
Then fall to...
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Categories:
sourpuss, funny, me, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Cats Don'T Play
There was a big hooray in Kind-ville one day.
For a kitten was found, a serious light gray.
The premonition had come true, and in the best kind of way.
An animal with a pink nose was here,...
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Categories:
sourpuss, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
Life Is About Attitude
Life is about having the right attitude.
Don't be known as one with platitude.
Someone who is a habitual whiner,
is not a good companion at a diner.
Life is always a much happier place
if you don't slap...
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Categories:
sourpuss, encouraging,
Form:
Rhyme
Santas Magical Sleigh
Santa’s sleigh turned magical at midnight on the twenty-eighth.
The elves were amazed. One yelled out “Isn’t this great?”
Not sure yet, said a peppermint stick named Sourpuss Tate.
Where is the sleigh going, and does it have...
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Categories:
sourpuss, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Monorhyme
Sourpuss People
Sourpuss People
Sourpuss people are the opposite of sweet,
And can turn a sunny day into mincemeat.
Their smiles are forced and bitterly insincere,
Revealing no sense of humour or good cheer.
They sneer and wink and chatter behind your...
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Categories:
sourpuss, anti bullying, bullying, education, humor, smile,
Form:
Sonnet
Enigma and Stigma
Enigma and Stigma
Could your cat really be quite cantankerous?
Or declared a sourpuss which was unanimous;
For what, heaven knows, has a disposition
Designed for my destitute aged condition.
For cat, I personally have a premonition
God gave him to...
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Categories:
sourpuss, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Misanthrope
MISANTHROPE
For Mel, my wordsmith
I miss you my misanthropos
My groucho cynic hermit
But I’m glad you left my life
For now I love a man called Phil
And he loves all that you abhor
Mankind, marriage, me
My kind-hearted Philanthropos
Who I...
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Categories:
sourpuss, break up, dedication, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Another Sourpuss
another sourpuss
he drank her tangy wine
she broke his bread
together they dined
as they fed
the river of love
from their wells
spouted no doves
time will not tell
two black bears tearing each others fur out
friends at one time, now...
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Categories:
sourpuss, break up, journey, lost love,
Form:
Rhyme
Bittersweet For Sourpuss
Remember when each of the tastes
bitter, sweet, sour, salty and umani,
had their own special place on your tongue?
When you could lick and flick a tongue tip
to savor one by one,
each titillating and tantalizing tidbit,
and...
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Categories:
sourpuss, food, meaningful, senses,
Form:
Free verse
Puddin - Nursery Rhyme Potd 3-2-2023
What's that on the shoreline run, all amok
"Is that a beaver?"Or
incredibly furry duck?"
Ponder they did Koala and Roo
About a stranger, that came into view
We must look closer said the two friends
As they drew near, mud...
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Categories:
sourpuss, 1st grade, child, children, daughter, kindergarten, son,
Form:
Rhyme
Santa Rules 2012 Drone Attack Iminnent
Oh winter has come today
and Ole Santa has greased up his sleigh
he no buffoon so he's packed a stuffed loon
and long john with a dreidel bouquet.
He not going to Canada cause
Chris A. writ a sourpuss...
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Categories:
sourpuss, funny, winter, winter,
Form:
Light Verse
She Is My Spiritual Cousin
The elephant was schmanzy and fancy.
We liked her so well, we named her Nancy.
She liked to eat pancakes floating in jam.
Raspberry and strawberry with a sliver of ham.
We thought it was hilarious when she gobbled...
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Categories:
sourpuss, friendship, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Not Afraid To Have Fun
Not Afraid To Have Fun
By Elton Camp
Although he’s an old man with money,
This man enjoys life and acting funny
You can tell by his delighted smile
He hasn’t forgotten the joys of a child
In his mansion, he...
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Categories:
sourpuss, funnyold, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Had a Big Heine Horn Haiku
when brain is tiny
he always was whiny
had a big heine
when on a campus
at times was a sourpuss
saw grass from the pampas
when saw grass we saw
which they had cut with a saw
shall be sent...
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Categories:
sourpuss, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku